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  • Ages 21–30
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My details

Last online
Jan 6
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On The Surface
I look like an 80's-90's metal head, Ren Faire nerd, or a hippie, none of which I would dispute :)
My interests & abilities are widespread & I liken myself to the title "Joe of all Trades". Most any other title or label attributed to me I find slightly bothersome as by doing so imposes/implies limitations imo. I believe anything is possible & the less can't, won't, & never we have blocking our potential, the better. I'm an optimist in the truest sense of the word.

I've dabbled in Astrology, Tarot reading, & Palmistry, all of which I'm indefinitely involved in the process of learning. I've also begun to practice Juggling, Contact Juggling, Sword Swallowing & Fire Eating, with a growing interest in trying out Escape Artistry, Slight of Hand, & other skills related to sideshow.

My sense of humor is usually hit & miss (people either get it, or they don't). I have my very short list of regurgitated jokes/anecdotes which are funny for most, then I have my quirky witticisms/mannerisms, where it's always funny to me. Generally, depending on the company, I'm either laughing to myself, or I am joined by others in my enjoyment of life. It is in this light that I'm the archetypal Sanguine (according to the four temperments theory) as I laugh loudly, love deeply, & forgive quickly. As simplistic & naive as it may be, I wouldn't have me any other way & if you can appreciate that, all the better.

As a person, I'm one whom adapts to their surroundings, keeping the balance in a social setting, & being versatile as needed. However, the more people in a social setting, the longer it tends to take for me to socialize comfortably, specifically if it's unfamiliar. Hence the necessity of finding people I can relate to, as I'm sure isn't uncommon among the mentality of most people.

Overgeneralized Philosophies
As a human being, I do what I can, and make the most out of any situation, good or bad. Not that I'm not prone to have negative traits, as all humans are, being that we're by nature imperfect creatures.
The concept of equality is important to me. I strongly resent any sort of social stigma that would differentiate between peoples of different strengths, and classify one as being "better" than another by some make-believe hierarchy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school with the intention of transferring to a university possibly out of state.
Finding more/new sources of income to compliment my Massage Contractor work.
Practicing a multitude of performing arts outside of school (I'm a Theatre Arts Major).
Experiencing & enjoying as much as I can as frequently as I can while I'm still young.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reckless Abandon srsly I'mma pro
Reacting inappropriately to simple and mundane everyday events ('tis quite fun).
Breaking out into song &/or dance.
Improvisation to some extent or another.
Word play & puns
Illogically exaggerating.
Long-distance running.
Acting obnoxious, ridiculous, like a douchebag, or simply just acting stupid.
Being optimistic.
Being empathetic.
Being understanding.
Being easy to get along with
Massage or so I'm told. ;P
Wrestling for some strange reason.
Eating like a champion, specifically.
Staying cool headed.
Performing in general.
Making faces, srsly.
Wasting your time and loving it! :p
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This can really vary on how I'm feeling, or who I'm with at the moment... I have my (sociologically) appropriate masks that I'm usually good about maintaining. Then I have my outright inappropriate (usually) boisterous masks that I think makes my environment more entertaining or at the very least interesting. The keyphrase for this differentiation is my comfort level. Or I'd have to have been drinking some "fun juice" (caffeinated/alcoholic) in a fit of reckless abandon :)
Also, I have a distinct sort of belting when I laugh sometimes, as a result it does catch attention sometimes.

Lately my juggling has caught the attention of people as I usually practice in my downtime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm into reading alot of nonfiction, not too many story books or the classics.. at least, not as many as I'd like to admit. Specifically anything related to history or the occult. I'm definitely an appreciator of literature, (good) poetry, and the classics, 'cause let's just be honest, books are sexy.

Movies: While I'm seasonally an avid movie viewer, it doesn't play as big a part in my life as it does other things I deem to be more worthwhile. I can really enjoy just about every genre of movie there is. Off the top of my head, I've liked: Fight Club, The Lord of The Rings, American History X, The Dark Knight, The Bourne Identity, Ocean's Eleven, V For Vendetta, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Clue, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Phantom of The Opera, Forest Gump, The 6th Sense, Glory, The Shawshank Redemption, Back to The Future, Stargate, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Troy, Orgazmo, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Tommy Boy, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Matrix, The Producers, Almost Famous, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist, Interview With The Vampire, The Prestige, The Illusionist, Edward Scissorhands, The Goonies, The Craft, Gangs of New York, Gladiator, Kill Bill, Big Trouble in Little China, Willow, Legend, The Fly (with Jeff Goldblum), Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Waynes World, Happy Gilmore, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Juno, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Whole Nine Yards, Idiocracy, Anger Management, Watchmen, District 9, Good Will Hunting, Goodfellas, What Dreams May Come, Religulous, Jurassic Park, 28 Days Later, Saving Private Ryan, West Side Story, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Black Swan, Blood Diamond, Natural Born Killers, Quentin Tarantino Films, Disney Films.. And that's all I care to add for this section.

Music: Music plays a big part in my life, I wake up to music & I fall asleep to music. I'm a fan of a multitude of Rock & Metal (sub)genres. I can appreciate Industrial, Electronica, & other such synthesizer intensive genres. I have a special place in my heart for Grunge. Punk is hard not to love when I can get into a particular band. Lastly, I find that I greatly enjoy genres that employ Folk styles, instruments, &/or lyrics. So as of now I'm scouring the internet for more Folk Rock, Folk Metal, & Folk Punk bands.
I listen to; *A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, *Alice Cooper, *Alice In Chains, Bach, Bad Religion, Beethoven, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marly, CCR, Coheed & Cambria, *The Crystal Method, *The Cure, *Danny Elfman, David Bowey, *Depeche Mode, *The Doors, The Dreadcrew of Oddwood, The Dresden Dolls, *Eisbrecher, Elton John, *Eminem, Emoticon, *Epsilon-Zero, The Everly Brothers, Fintroll, *Flogging Molly, Garbage, Green Day, Guns N Roses, *Haggard, Incubus, Infected Mushroom, *Jimi Hendrix, *Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Korpiklaani, *Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, *The Mars Volta, Mayhem, Megadeth, Metallica, *Mindless Self-Indulgence, Moonsorrow, Mozart, Muse, Neil Young, Nirvana, Nobuo Uematsu, No Doubt, *The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Pearl Jam, *Pink Floyd, *Queen, The Queenstons, Radiohead, *Rammstein, The Ramones, Seraphim Shock, Simon & Garfunkel, Slightly Stoopid, Smashing Pumpkins, *Soundgarden, *Sublime, *System of a Down, Tchaikovsky, *Tool, *Turisas, *Violent Femmes, *The White Stripes, Willie Nelson, *Wumpscut, et al. Show Tunes & Oldies, Progressive, Psychedelic, Experimental, & Avant Garde

If you have a particular taste for music, feel free to share, I'll try anything once, & just for posterity, I've yet to find an artist/band with at least one song I didn't like.
*Indications of a degree of love

Food: I love food!! that's really all you need to know ^_^
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could actually do without alot, I'm a survivor, yo. ^^,
However, out of things I would prefer not to be without are as follows in no particular order;
Vehicular Transportation
mah Blackberry
Water <~~ Most likely something I shouldn't do without as it may possibly predispose me to bodily system failure & even death.
mp3 Player
+ a wild card cash on hand or quite literally my card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm gonna do with my next source of income XD
Things I'd like to do in the preferably near future.
Social interactions whether hypothetical or in retrospect as I play them out in my head.
Those I'm closest to & those I'd like to be closer to.
If I'm wasting my time & other fairly standard/common worries
If people think I misspelled dragon
.. I think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying what I have and the company my friends bring. Or simply preoccupied with work/school things, it depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'wasted too much time on this site
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're not bothered by guys with long hair :p

You're something of a bookworm, or a nerd.

You can keep up with the boys and still be graceful in a skirt/dress.

You can be talkative\sociable\personable.

You won't mind that I don't always have something to say or talk about.

You're really into at the very least one of the arts.

You appreciate &/or practice some form of dance.

You have a dark side, or are interested in The Occult,metaphysics or the paranormal.

You're open minded, free spirited

You have/had Dreadlocks or ever considered getting them.
Girls with dreads are incredibly hot btw.

You're a Gypsy, Bohemian, Hippie, &/or other unorthodox anomaly of society (it's tragic how rare the aforementioned are).

You're not a Prude.

You're health conscious.

You have that strong desire to travel, not really caring where.(though Europe is pretty fucking appealing)

You wouldn't mind teaching me something new on the rare occasion in which I don't know that something. :p
Just as a side note, however, I suppose it's important that I mention that I'm much more likely to respond to an actual message than an IM, a woo or the new (and somehow better) Wink, unless of course I already know you, or the rare occasion in which I make an exception :p