I'll try to make this quick to save you all some time. If you like a challenge, try reading it all the way through. I bet you can't.

If you want to talk to me, send an IM or message, I'm not adverse to them.

I really don't believe in this as a dating tool, it's made to help women scope out a meat market, with some emphasis on literacy... which basically means they're going for the same old daily specials. All the more luck to them though, some swear by these things, they've just never worked for me.

The layman's lowdown about me:
I am thick skulled yet surprisingly quick witted.
I have a tendancy to miss all subleties, so be blunt, it's more efficient.
I am competative, enjoying both battles of wit, skill and strength. Best to get the worst out in the open first ;)

"The only thing harder than hearing the truth, is listening to a bad liar."

a) Favorite Author is Terry Pratchett, either you're obsessed with his writting or you've never read it. Try Good Omens.
George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" Series. Ken Follet, Niel Gaimon, Tom Holt
Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris for community and culture.
Survival of the Sickest for Science

b) Up, The Punisher, Batman Begins, Meet Joe Black, Good Will Hunting, Bicentennial Man and White Oleander

c) Linkin Park, Great Big Sea, Disturbed, Tea for the Voyage, Hayley Sales, Nightwish, Iced Earth, Dethklok

d) Meat, noodles, milk, sugar-made products, and everything I cook/bake/grill myself (harder now, so far from a kitchen)

1.my brains
2.my heart
3.my liver
4.my lungs
5.my spine
6.my blood

on a hot date... a date... dinner with friend... dinner alone... watching tv alone... argh, ogling the women in Victoria's Secret Catalogue... *sigh* Sear's Catalogue.

I am currently a reformed axe murderer, though now my former self haunts me most everywhere I go.
http://fortfright.com/

you think I may be interesting to talk to, and not scared that I might actually respond. (I doubt you've read this far anyways)