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26 M Herndon, VA

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Yesterday – 6:40pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

I used to have this really nice profile, but then I sorta became misanthropic and now you get this.

People who have a high match percentage with me usually are some form of nerd/quiet girl who share similar interests. Or they're some super confident alpha female who doesn't give a shit and lets the world know it.

I'm a little bit of both. Come from that "nerd" background, although I feel that term is thrown around too much, but I retain some of what makes normal social people normal. I'd rather be interesting than like everyone else. Also, please don't just be rainbows and sunshine. It makes girls 2 dimensional when they're only happy and cheery.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living in a blow dryer known as a dry NC summer.

I'm entertaining various hobbies. Lets leave it mysterious and boring for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the fastest kid alive
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am excessively average.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - American Gods, Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, Atlas Shrugged, All Quiet on the Western Front, Moby Dick, Catch 22, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Frankenstein, some Heinlein, some Palahniuk,

Music - Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, NIN, Soundgarden, STP, Silversun Pickups, Garbage, No Doubt, Alice in Chains, The Beatles, The Doors, The Black Keys, Weezer. Basically a ton of 90's music and such. Not so much country or new hip hop. Old school Dre is awesome though. Lana Del Rey and Florence are dope as well.

Movies - Skyfall, Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, Requiem for a Dream, Batman, Watchmen, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, Drive are but a few.

The opening song from True Dectective is a new favorite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can we agree to get rid of overly contrasted pictures? It's not artistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbing banks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon, and sugary, and softly spoken lies.
You never know just how you look though other people's eyes.

I know things will work out fine when the girl can tell a really fucked up joke. Dark humor is a must.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Typically, female folk don't initiate. If you message me though, don't be weird about it.

If you understood that my opening bit about hating the Dutch is a quote from Austin Powers. Some people think I hate the Dutch.