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DropdeadSprint

26 M Herndon, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

I used to have this really nice profile, but then I sorta became misanthropic and now you get this.

People who have a high match percentage with me usually are some form of nerd/quiet girl who share similar interests. Or they're some super confident alpha female who doesn't give a shit and lets the world know it.

I'm a little bit of both. Come from that "nerd" background, although I feel that term is thrown around too much, but I retain some of what makes normal social people normal. I'd rather be interesting than like everyone else. Also, please don't just be rainbows and sunshine. It makes girls 2 dimensional when they're only happy and cheery.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in a blow dryer known as a dry NC summer.

I'm entertaining various hobbies. Lets leave it mysterious and boring for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the fastest kid alive
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am excessively average.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - American Gods, Lord of the Rings, Ender's Game, Atlas Shrugged, All Quiet on the Western Front, Moby Dick, Catch 22, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Frankenstein, some Heinlein, some Palahniuk,

Music - Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, NIN, Soundgarden, STP, Silversun Pickups, Garbage, No Doubt, Alice in Chains, The Beatles, The Doors, The Black Keys, Weezer. Basically a ton of 90's music and such. Not so much country or new hip hop. Old school Dre is awesome though. Lana Del Rey and Florence are dope as well.

Movies - Skyfall, Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, Requiem for a Dream, Batman, Watchmen, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, Drive are but a few.

The opening song from True Dectective is a new favorite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can we agree to get rid of overly contrasted pictures? It's not artistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbing banks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows.
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon, and sugary, and softly spoken lies.
You never know just how you look though other people's eyes.

I know things will work out fine when the girl can tell a really fucked up joke. Dark humor is a must.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Typically, female folk don't initiate. If you message me though, don't be weird about it.

If you understood that my opening bit about hating the Dutch is a quote from Austin Powers. Some people think I hate the Dutch.