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37 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:38am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly kosher
Judaism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love life! I am an amusement park, spook show, drive-in theatre, roller skating type, but I also really enjoy dressing up and going out to for a night of jazz (the traditional sort/swing/big band, etc.) and/or fine dining, or staying in and simply enjoying the company of whomever I am spending my time with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a stand up comedian and devote most of my week to performing, the other part of the week (Thur,Fri,Sat) I work with young men who are living with developmental disabilities between the ages of 13-18 in a residential lock-down facility (full-time hours +) . I also devote a good deal of time to writing and acting beyond the platform of stand-up. During the Drive-In season I will often make my way out to Newberg (alone), with a bottle or two of Moxie (soda), for a double feature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating, performing, creating, listening, observing, writing, attaining my goals and GYMKATA!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How strikingly handsome I am? My eyes, hair, or smile (I am a two time Ramblin Rod "Smile Winner", seriously), depending on the day. My sense of humor, I'm funny, quick witted and sharp. Also, that I wear grown-up shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedians: Dana Gould, Steven Wright, Norm MacDonald, Emo Philips, Mitch Hedberg, Tom Rhodes...

Books: Geek Love, Misery, Profoundly Disturbing, Resurrection, Light In August, On Writing: A Memoir On The Craft...

Movies: Horse Feathers, High and Low, Stray Dog, Ed Wood, Citizen Kane, The Blues Brothers, Sweeney Todd, Mad Doctor Of Blood Island, Laugh Clown Laugh, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Psycho, Vertigo, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Rubin & Ed...the occasional "chick flick", such as "I Spit On Your Grave"(A.K.A. "Day Of The Woman") or "In The Company of Men".

T.V. Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Get A Life, Eagleheart, Sledge Hammer!, V (original mini-series), Community, Curb Your Enthusiasm,The Young Ones, Blackadder, Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule...

Music: The RAMONES, NIRVANA, The Misfits (not their current incarnation), The Wipers, The Stooges, Elvis, Roky Erickson, Alice Cooper (The Band), Alice Cooper (The Solo Artist), Buddy Holly, Little Richard, FEAR, Flipper, Social Distortion, Hank Williams, Hank III, Miles Davis, Bootsy Collins, Johnny Thunders, Jackie Wilson, Sam & Dave, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Scott, Matisyahu...

Food: Assorted vegetables, Greek/Lebanese, Mexican, Italian, Sea Food, Steak, Thai. Sriracha on EVERYTHING...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Antiquated vernacular
2. Interpersonal relationships
3. Creative Outlets
4. Community and acts of kindness (these are not two separate things in my opinion).
5. Film
6. Substance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Human Condition, the beauty/absurdity of life and The Marx Brothers.

How creepy most other guy's profile pics are and hoping that mine are less douchey. Are they? Are they not? Feel free to comment.

Why do so many women list chapstick as something they can/could never live without? Is this a shared joke that I'm not getting? If so, then it is as funny as women with false mustaches or "finger mustaches", which is to say, not at all.

Why can't I get a firm grip on when and when not to use a comma?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Davening (then hopefully joining friends or gracious hosts for a Shabbat/Shabbos meal).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I call my Grandfather every night to ask how his day went.
You should message me if
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You feel compelled to do so. I'm not sending out messages to anyone for the most part, but if this all clicks for you and you seem to know where I'm coming from I will most likely reply.