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29 Deltona, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 18
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am nine shades of copacetic and one shade of chaotic that adds up to about ten shades of awesome.

I want to live fast with reckless abandon as if my life is ending tomorrow and when I die I will do it beautifully as if Vogue was attending and posting an editorial on the funeral.

Updated: 5/25

"...and she a punk who rarely ever took advice."
I was recently stranded 90 miles from my home by an asshole I met on this website. He asked me to go to a concert in Jacksonville, got drunk and imagined some stupid bullshit in his head and ditched me! Luckily I have amazing friends and I was able to get rescued! Needless to say I am a bit apprehensive to meet anyone OKC but I am still willing to try.

On the upside I have two life-long friends I have made from this website one of whom being Owenlars2<= Super fun and cool guy that I cannot live without! He is the guy to go to on all things geek.

In retrospect:

I have sort of realized that living with reckless abandon is not only sort of dumb but also costly. However, this does not mean I don't try to take a walk on the wild side occasionally. Also, Vogue would definitely not attend my funeral, I can't afford a couture coffin.

I am just a geek looking for her nerd. I want my counterpart.

Is everything sex with you flippin' people? Jeezey Petes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life is one big stream of consciousness novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting people know when they are being complete douche-rockets. Also, discussing or debating music/movies/religion/politics I enjoy cooking and from what I hear I am also fairly good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like the women of old I am fuller figured and gorgeous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Madness, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy, 1984, On The Road, The Rum Diary, A Brave New World, Ender's Game, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Choke, The Bell Jar.

I have such a broad taste in movies and I have several favorites but if I had to name a movie or two that I could watch over and over it would have to be The Empire Strikes Back and The Big Lebowski. (Don't you freaking judge me!)

The Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Portishead, Silversun Pickups, The Mars Volta, Muse, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Supertramp, Santogold, Matisyahu, STP, NIN, APC, SOAD, Spoon, Foo Fighters, The Glitch Mob, Sublime, Ellie Goulding, Gotye, MC Chris, Richard Cheese, Tori Amos, Emilie Autumn, Rasputina, Mark Mothersbaugh, Tenacious D, Flight of the Concords, The Lonely Island, Timbaland, Lindsey Stirling, 30 Seconds To Mars, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Police. I pretty much listen to everything if it has good beat/rhythm/lyrics.

Most of my favorite shows have long been canceled (Like Firefly and other fabu shows) but currently I am into Archer, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Mad Men and True Blood (that last one is kind of embarrassing.)

I like all kinds of food. I will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Movies, Human contact, technology, crazy random happenstance, and socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Reincarnation vs. Cellular Memory, cosmic craps shoots, karmic retribution, my current ongoing existential crisis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home writing/watching movies/Ghost Adventurers/ playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a huge sapiosexual.
one more for good measure, I play WoW -_-
You should message me if
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You have some sort of neat anecdote or paragraph of alliteration. Also, if you find me remotely interesting.


You're Holden.

DON'T message me if you have a photo of you and some other chick, if you like to party all the time, you are an alcoholic, or you are a crazy jealous psychopath that needs me to hang on their every word.