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27 M Rockland, ME

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  • Ages 18–99
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome weary traveler! My name is Stephen and I am DREADFUL at fill out self summaries.

That being said...

I love music, although I tend to be more picky than I think I am.

Good food is super important to me. I can't cook to save my life, but I have an extreme appreciation for a well prepared meal, and admiration for those who can put one together.

I am both magnificently patient about somethings, and magnificently impatient about others.

I love to play the drums (Going on 16 years now)
I love target shooting
I would rather spend a day on a lake bass fishing than I would doing most other things.

I dont know how much any of this tells you about ME as a person, so message me and maybe we can find some cool stuff out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am still unsure of what I ultimately want to "be when I grow up", but I am excited to try new things and find out!

Trying out a Journalism major
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drums: Not metal (my feet are too dumb to handle more than one bass pedal). Think, Lars Ulrich meets John Bonham, but not as douchey as Lars, and not nearly as good as John Bonham.

Hugs: I've got long arms and know how to use them

I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich

I have the completely useless superpower of being able to relate almost any situation to an episode of M*A*S*H

I am an excellent driver in the snow

I remember where you put things around the house.

Singing is a thing too. Im no Beyonce, and for more reasons than my singing ability. Think John Fogerty but with a different voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel like thats up to you to decide! I usually assume people see my hair first, but its is much shorter now and less conspicuous, so I have no idea!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My current top five favorite moves (in no particular order) are:
"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"
"The Blues Brothers"
"The Replacements"
"The Hunt For Red October"
"Gran Tornio"

I love all food, provided its not so spicy that you cant taste anything.

I read off and on. I am currently enjoying a book cleverly titled, "The Gun Book." You'll never guess what its about.

Most of my TV comes in the form of Netflix and Hulu. I love pretty much everything Seth MacFarlane has done. I also love Archer, SNL, Scandal, and as alluded to before, I have a totally unhealthy relationship with M*A*S*H.

I'm going to my iTunes and seeing what the first 5 artists that play on random are.

Buena Vista Social Club
The Who
Talking Heads
Ray LaMontagne

Not the best sample, but it gives you some idea!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not sure that there are "things" I cant do without these days.

Glasses...they are pretty important.
Wallet...sometimes there's money in there
Um, ohh! How about "a song in my heart."
I struggle doing things on my own, so a good friend is something I love to have around!
A not too noisy bar with a warm atmosphere.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. There is always some piece of music running through my head.

I am a fixer. I am always looking for a solution for a problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing a drink at the local watering hole, or relaxing at home drinking minty sweet tea and watching tv shows that I didn't get to watch as a kid!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most advanced thing my phone does is this cool thing called "texting" (I'm working on an upgrade, but the economy and all that...)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a new friend.
You want an "Activity" partner. (Really, lets do some cool stuff, like bowling!)
You are a person who is looking to do something with their life, but still enjoys the dumb little things.
You like coffee, or drinks, or... the call of the mystery box.
I'm always looking for people to sing Karaoke with!
If I messaged you! Even if you aren't interested in me, at least let me know. I prefer being let off rather than ignored. Call me crazy, haha.