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44 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:38pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I have a dark sense of humor, so it helps for anyone I am hanging out with to have the same. Fitness matters to me. I generally prefer the company of animals to that of people, but that is only because most people are not all that impressive. But it's always nice to find an exception.

I am originally from the east coast, but have been here in CA for over 15 years.

I believe life should be enjoyed more and worried about less. Lower expectations and goals are just so much more easily attained;)

I am Highly entertaining, pretty damn charming, and did I mention funny?
What I’m doing with my life
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I have been a comic for about 15 years now and continue to be one. I also own a Craft Service business here in L.A. and I do audience warm-up for TV shows. I also teach massage therapy. I go to the gym, not because I particularly like to, but more because the only thing I hate more than working out is how I look if I don't. I have learned long ago to embrace my shallow side...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I prefer to let my talents leak out at a gradual pace. It adds a level of exploration and discovery, don't ya think?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall for my height. After that, it's usually the ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a thing for scary movies. Not slasher, but scary. There's a difference. I can watch anything by the Coen Brothers. I also love anything by the group that brought us Spinal Tap, Best In Show, etc. Music taste varies, but I really like Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, Death Cab For Cutie, Genesis. My Ipad is highly varied.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog. My music. Poker. Good food. The Daily Show. I'll tell you the 6th when I know you better...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to make the world a better place. I didn't say I do anything about it. I just think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not doing a comedy show or playing poker, there is a good chance I am home watching a movie unless I have the company of someone I enjoy. If that's the case, then the options are wide open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kind of a neat freak.
You should message me if
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If you do not take life or yourself all that seriously. If you are able to just relax and enjoy yourself.