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Drucifer99

50 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a dark sense of humor, so it helps for anyone I am hanging out with to have the same. If you are easily offended, I may, no, definitely, not be the one for you. Fitness matters to me. It's not that I like working out - I don't. I just learned long ago to embrace my shallowness. The only thing I hate more than working out is how I look if I don't do it.

I generally prefer the company of animals to that of people, but that is only because most people are not all that impressive. But it's always nice to find an exception.

I am originally from the east coast, but have been here in CA for over 15 years.

I believe life should be enjoyed more and worried about less. Lower expectations and goals are just so much more easily attained;)

I am highly entertaining, pretty damn charming, funny, and what could best be described as at least moderately good looking. I suppose it depends on what you are comparing it to. Compared to most homeless, I'm really good looking, and definitely better smelling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have been a comic for about 20 years now and continue to be one. I also own a Craft Service business here in L.A. I also teach massage therapy from time to time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I prefer to let my talents leak out at a gradual pace. It adds a level of exploration and discovery, don't ya think?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall for my height. After that, it's usually the ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a thing for scary movies. Not slasher, but scary. There's a difference. I can watch anything by the Coen Brothers. I also love anything by the group that brought us Spinal Tap, Best In Show, etc. Musical taste varies, but I really like Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, Death Cab For Cutie, Genesis and 70s rock. My ipod is highly varied.

I take food pretty seriously. I like to cook. Love me some sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog. My music. Poker. Good food. The Daily Show. I'll tell you the 6th when I know you better...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to make the world a better place. I didn't say I do anything about it. I just think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not doing a comedy show or playing poker, there is a good chance I am home watching a movie unless I have the company of someone I enjoy. If that's the case, then the options are wide open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of a neat freak.
You should message me if
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If you do not take life or yourself all that seriously. If you are able to just relax and enjoy yourself.