36 Lafayette, IN
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My self-summary
Big, funny, always engaging and diplomatic is the best way I know to summarize who I am without going on some arrogant rant. I am a lifelong practitioner of the martial arts, fitness and nutrition and am doing some form of training five or six days a week. All other forms of art are fair game as well: Culinary, photography, A&D, furniture mods, interior design....you name it. You haven't had pancakes until you have had one of my signature flavors. If you message me and ask for the morning menu's possibilities I will create a custom flavor with your name on it. It's up to you if you wanna come try it. ;-)

If the temperature is ever above 80 degrees you can count on finding me semi naked near a body of water thanks to my addiction to the sun. I believe in serendipity and am not much of a salesman when it comes to getting you on my side. Either you dig me...or you don't, don't worry I ain't mad. I'm a hippie like that.

I have to admit that I freaking hate trying to converse with strangers via the internet which is why I have had so little success at this OK Cupid shit. I am far more interesting face to face and will waste no time asking you to go get a drink and talk in person.
What I’m doing with my life
Moving back to an incredibly boring and backwards town and re-adjusting to severe culture shock after ten years in San Francisco.
I’m really good at
Cracking jokes, doing impersonations, dancing to tech/house, anything athletic, and being a goof.
The first things people usually notice about me
My size, my smile and the size of my smile along with a pretty strange sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mainly instructional, historical, informational, conspiratorial or Orwellian.

Movies: The Jerk, Arthur, Airplane, Anchorman, Naked Lunch, Monty Python: Holy Grail, Tombstone, Outlaw Josey Wales, Mutiny on the Bounty, Seven, Goonies, and the original Star wars trilogy (and ONLY the OG version)

Music: I am open. I listen to pretty much anything but pop. I have a special place in my heart for great singers. Sinatra, Dean Martin, Jim Morrison, Phil Collins, Glen Danzig, Michael McDonald, Steve Perry, Hall and Oates, Kenny Loggins, Air Supply and pretty much anything from the golden era of adult contemporary during the 70's and 80's.

I also have a sick sick addiction for sick sick bass dropping tech, and have worn through much shoe rubber on the dance floor. And no, not that casual "I'm drunk at a white girl's wedding" kinda dancing.

I am a sucker for a great duet as well. Islands in the stream, Leather and lace(singing this with Stevie Nicks is on my bucket list) , Up where we belong, Hunger Strike, Baby it's cold outside, anything from Grease, Close my eyes forever, I've had the time of my life, Wanna be like you(yeah the one with Baloo the Bear) and Reunited. Essentially I listen and groove to the opposite of what you would think I would when my big ass rolls up on you in my cowboy hat.
The six things I could never do without
My family
My friends and lovers
The sun
Mind Expansion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting a Jedi academy and building an army of knights to overthrow all of the worlds governments to restore peace and order to the universe. That and fried chicken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making drinks, food, noise, messes, friends, etc....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fantasize about someday dying in a sword fight.
You should message me if
you have any sort of super power (which can include a highly developed or warped sense of humor)