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Drusacco

24 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Jun 10
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm writing this from prison right now. Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to be online. Don't tell anyone, kay?
What I’m doing with my life
Smuggling contraband. You wouldn't believe how much the guys here are into Transformers.
I’m really good at
Surreptitiously making awful wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very articulate for a guy in maximum security.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The prison library only has one copy of "Twilight" and I'm way down on the waiting list for it. Cruel and unusual punishment, I sez.
The six things I could never do without
1. Shivs
2. Contraband action figures
3. The cellphone I use to browse OkCupid
4. Files
5. Bribe money
6. Watercress
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I wish I had Morgan Freeman as a cellmate instead of Memphis Charley. The guy robbed ONE bank and has told me about it at least once a day since he got here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Organizing an escape, just to keep everyone on their toes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm innocent but I prefer prison to my old job at Salty Jack's Seaside Shack.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You know who really burned down Salty Jack's. I want to thank them.