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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 13
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not two talking dogs stacked on top of each other.

Some guy studying cinema and writing. I also work as a tech crew member for theater shows, and in my off time I like to do comedy stuff. Stand-up, mostly.

Writing, filmmaking, and recently amateur programming. Books, video games, film and television, (all the shit most people tend to like on some level), being a weird goon who spends a lot of time online.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school. Going to work. Going for walks. Writing. Doing the aforementioned comedy stuff every once and a while. Spending time with the friends I've made at college and local dog parks.

A video game or a book or TV or something. Staring at facebook waiting for somebody to message me. Working on a movie project.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Barking. Looking a little like two dogs in a trenchcoat but not enough that people ask. Overanswering OKcupid profile questions because it's Sunday and I am avoiding work. Walking. Thinking of something clever 2 years after I should’ve said it. Pretending to be more pop-culturally well-versed than I actually am. I’ve been told I’m a good listener/confidant. Hiding my neuroses for about a year and then having them slowly trickle out while I internally stress over whether or not I'm being annoying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My actual appreciation/consumption of a lot of culture is still more amateurish than I’d like it to be, but I chip away at it. All of these examples notwithstanding, I’m interested in trying everything.

Whatever, here’s some shit:

BOOKS: I read a lot of guides and manuals, especially for writing and occasionally psychology or self-help. Infinite Jest, Fun Home, The Undefeated Mind, Man’s Search for Meaning, it’s an odd mix that probably makes me look like a total jackass.

MOVIES: Adaptation, Annie Hall, Midnight in Paris, Guardians of the Galaxy, really most Wes Anderson, Miyazaki and Charlie Kaufman. Pixar (besides, you know, Cars). The washing machine. Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Blackfish, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, The Cabin in the Woods.

SHOWS: My rapid recall and knowledge of old cartoons has weirded people out. I wanna start watching COSMOS. 30 Rock. Bojack Horseman. It’s Always Sunny, BrBa, Girls, GoT. MST3K.

GAMES: Fetch, Frisbee, Psychonauts, Wind Waker, Pikmin 1-2, Mother 3, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Mario Party/Kart/Tennis, Smash Bros. Sly Cooper 2, Shadow of the Colossus, Journey, WoW for a time, Katamari Damacy, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Advance Wars, Dwarf Fortress, Hearthstone.

MUSIC: Anamanaguchi, Bo En, Slime Girls, MF Doom, Daft Punk, assorted random music, The Strokes and NMH here and there. Where my taste isn’t lacking it’s usually kinda bizarre and off-putting.

FOOD: “Uh, I dunno, where do you wanna go?”
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Access to the internet.
2. Some means of writing.
3. Some weird area I could pace/walk around.
4. Tasks I should be doing or not doing so I can not do and do them, respectively.
5. A thing I can pretend I’m not going to and then end up at.
6. Sausages and dog buisci-Uh, I mean, a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Big questions I’m probably not smart enough to make any meaningful headway on answering, trying to understand the weird decisions I or other people have made. How to improve on an idea for a joke or a story. Mailmen. Where my tail went if I had one, hypothetically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing something, but it varies. CF: Doing whatever. Parties are common, and so is staying in, but I’d just as quickly go see a movie or go to Navy Pier or the aquarium or steal a sign or do weird drugs.
You should message me if
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You enjoy fire-hydrants, licking your own balls. Vacuum cleaners scare the shit out of you. You're bored?