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DstrbTheUnivrse

30 M Santa Rosa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm torn between saying I can't sum myself up, and ridiculing people who say they can't sum themselves up.

I'm gonna try to lighten the mood a bit...some fun facts, perhaps?:

I watch Halloween specials periodically throughout the year. I've been known to be a little obsessive with Halloween...

Every time I see someone on this site describe themselves as a "walking contradiction", I literally laugh out loud. It happens a lot! We sure have a lot of contradictions walking around...is it possible that we're all just people, and as people we rationalize our hypocritical beliefs?...

I like to sing to animals, and watch them stare at me indignantly...

I read voraciously. And if something I read has an impact, I tattoo it on myself so I don't forget...

The ellipsis is my favorite punctuation...so I overuse it...or misuse it...whatever strikes my fancy......................
I happen to like pennies. I pick them up in crosswalks.

I'll stop right there. You don't wanna read an essay on someone you don't even know, do you? If you want to hear me say more stupid things (or perhaps have a nice normal conversation), I'd be more than willing upon request. The End.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is kind of funny...it sounds like this site is nagging me.

I'm scratching and surviving. Good Times.

When I'm trying to enjoy myself, I'm exploring scary places, singing and/or playing guitar at open mic, reading, bullshitting with my friends...or whatever the hell else sounds good at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lucid dreaming. Singing my little heart out. Reading under the influence. Wearing pinstripe. Discussing Lovecraftian horror. Drinking beer and complementing everyone I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sweet, uncomfortable smile....and my epic eyebrows, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Way too many; Breakfast of Champions, The Sound and the Fury, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Elephant Vanishes, Frankenstein, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Illusions, The Halloween Tree, Oryx and Crake, Any short stories by Edgar Allen Poe or H.P. Lovecraft, The Razor's Edge, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Violent Bear it Away, Brave New World...

Movies: I don't feel like bothering with this one. I like old movies. Especially Arsenic and Old Lace.

Music: My favorite bands are Devil Makes Three, Murder by Death, The Decemberists, Spoon, The Killers, Radiohead, The Shins, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

Food: Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really don't need anything...excluding the bare necessities. What I would LIKE would be:

A guitar
A good selection of books
Some sushi
A bit of highbrow beer
A very complex boardgame
A cute girl for me to try desperately to impress

I feel like I'm listing what I'd bring to a desert island.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dumb stuff no one really wants to hear about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing boardgames drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pink toothbrush. Ha.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a luscious mix of words and tricks. If you want to do origami with me. If you love Dr. Horrible. If you haven't written the exact same thing everyone else has. Also, if you don't take yourself too seriously. Because I'm certainly not going to. :)