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Unicornography

28 M Eden Prairie, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like exploring the Twin Cities, there are so many places to eat, get coffee, and listen to music, that you'll never have discovered or enjoyed them all. I try to get out and do as many unique things as possible, whether it's finding a spot to read a good book and drink coffee or a club that has live music.

I love being outdoors and every winter when Minnesota decides that no one should be outside, I manage to survive with the help of my amazing friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from University of Minnesota and found a very enjoyable job at a local tech company. I feel lucky to have a job I like where I work with people that I enjoy.

On the weekends I like going out with my friends to bars, clubs, whatever fun thing we can find. I also enjoy playing games, whether it's bar trivia, night of poker, or just a casual game of go fish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile and on occasion making them laugh. I'm also pretty good at sniffing out new places that I've yet to experience. Coming from a very rural town originally, I truly appreciate the diversity and abundance of locations in the metro area.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Count of Monte Cristo, Third Police Man, and Brave New World. I've started reading more short stories now, especially David Sedaris.

TV: Daily Show, 30 Rock, House of Cards, Trailer Park Boys

Movies: I Heart Huckabee's, Synecdoche, The Third Man, Citizen Kane, 2001, Clockwork Orange.

Music: Queen, Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Ian Hunter, The Killers, Kesha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pasta with cheese.

Outside.

Podcasts.

Games and friends to play them with.

Warm blankets.

That sense of wonderment you get when you think about how big the universe is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most of my mornings at work are spent thinking about lunch. Most of my afternoons at work are spent thinking about tomorrow's lunch.

If I'm not at work, I'm probably wondering what my friends are up to, unless I'm with my friends, then I'm probably not thinking too hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at my side job and then heading to a bar or party with my friends. Sometimes, I'm just curled up with a good book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a feminist, you're a liberal, you want to ironically listen to conservative radio with me and make fun of Mark Levin's cartoon weasel voice.

You want to go eat Chinese food.

Message me if you just want to hang out, I enjoy meeting new people over coffee or drinks.