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DudeBroMeowMeow

29 Sunnyvale, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Indian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Bulgarian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Eccentric and fun as hell; spiritual shit. Philosophy soup.

At this point, you're either sold or not - don't even read the rest of the bullshit below.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Developing a taste for subtlety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fractal magnets

I can dance relatively well to anything, even talk radio.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm either wearing a kigurumi or a dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert Anton Wilson and Ram Dass.
Plato, Hunter S Thompson, Bill Blake, Alan Watts. Byron copied my swag. Taoist prose.

The Fountain, Matrix, any Miyazaki Anime. Inception, Cloud Atlas.

Shpongle, Chem Brothers, Tipper, Underworld, Amon Tobin

Adventure Time, Futurama, Battlestar, Conan, Parqs and Reqs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tits and twats, cocks and cunts.
But rocks will never hurt me.

My iphone, i watch, i shoes, digital screen on my face, facebook, kill me now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yoga, Qi-gong, ancient philosophy, shamanism, financial modeling, altruism, integral theory, biking, DJing, producing art in various media, disassociatives, dance, consciousness as voice, Taoism. Bigism, smallism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying not to party beause i should be an adult and then partying too hard cause the bay is amazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book, not that you should read just any stack of pages that comes along.

here's some Pablo Neruda gangster shit, http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/carnal-apple-woman-filled-burning-moon/
You should message me if
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You cuddle and meow.

You're an artist in search of the elusive I AM.