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DudeBroMeowMeow

29 M Sunnyvale, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Indian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Bulgarian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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fat fucking cock, spiritual shit.

At this point, you're either sold or not - don't even read the rest of the bullshit below.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Developing a taste for subtlety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bangin it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm either wearing a kigurumi or a dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robert Anton Wilson and Ram Dass.
Plato, Hunter S Thompson, Bill Blake, Alan Watts. Byron copied my swag. Taoist prose.

The Fountain, Matrix, any Miyazaki Anime. Inception, Cloud Atlas.

Shpongle, Chem Brothers, Tipper, Underworld, Amon Tobin

Adventure Time, Futurama, Battlestar, Conan, Parqs and Reqs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tits and twats, cocks and cunts.
But rocks will never hurt me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yoga, Qi-gong, ancient philosophy, shamanism, financial modeling, altruism, integral theory, biking, DJing, producing art in various media, disassociatives, dance, consciousness as voice, Taoism. Bigism, smallism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not eating your pussy. not yet anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
pussy bitches pussy bitches pussy bitches, where's the actual goddamn fucking poetry?

here's some actual gangster shit, http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/carnal-apple-woman-filled-burning-moon/
You should message me if
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You cuddle and meow.

You're an artist in search of the elusive I AM.