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DudeBroMeowMeow

28 M Sunnyvale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Indian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Bulgarian (Okay)

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My self-summary
fat fucking cock, spiritual shit.

At this point, you're either sold or not - don't even read the rest of the bullshit below.
What I’m doing with my life
Developing a taste for subtlety.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm either wearing a kigurumi or a dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Robert Anton Wilson and Ram Dass.
Plato, Hunter S Thompson, Bill Blake, Alan Watts. Byron copied my swag. Taoist prose.

The Fountain, Matrix, any Miyazaki Anime. Inception, Cloud Atlas.

Shpongle, Chem Brothers, Tipper, Underworld, Amon Tobin

Adventure Time, Futurama, Battlestar, Conan, Parqs and Reqs
The six things I could never do without
tits and twats, cocks and cunts.
But rocks will never hurt me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yoga, Qi-gong, ancient philosophy, shamanism, financial modeling, altruism, integral theory, biking, DJing, producing art in various media, disassociatives, dance, consciousness as voice, Taoism. Bigism, smallism.
On a typical Friday night I am
not eating your pussy. not yet anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
pussy bitches pussy bitches pussy bitches, where's the actual goddamn fucking poetry?

here's some actual gangster shit, http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/carnal-apple-woman-filled-burning-moon/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You cuddle and meow.

You're an artist in search of the elusive I AM.