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28 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So I tend to get interested in a variety of different things. For example, growing up I played almost every single sport ( including gymnastics), but each one for only about a year. I change my interests often. Not that I get bored of it, just that I'm changing my focus. I figure why not try everything once and get the most experience you can. I'm pretty laid back and pretty sarcastic. It's rare when I find someone who I dislike or they dislike me (this would not be a case of sarcasm, seeing as I just ended the last sentence with it). I hate using emoticons, but apparently they make the world go round. Also, apparently bitches love smiley faces (reference).
What I’m doing with my life
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I drink for a living.
I fly for a future career.
I use my dust buster on my cats for fun.
I travel to keep sane.
I am currently wondering what the story is behind the stuffed raccoon in the tree outside of my balcony.
I am of recent, getting buzzed off my own supply of beer. Which is nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chutes and Ladders.
Making others feel more uncomfortable than me on demand.
Being a grammar nazi.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Why the hell are you wearing a tailcoat and top hat? Are you still drunk this morning?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Crichton, Hunter Thompson. All time favorite though is Where the Wild Things Are. Oh and the sides of beer bottles.

The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, The Incredibles, The Illusionist, The Monty Python movies, Waiting, Spaceballs, The Warriors, Wizard of Oz, Shaun of the Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Sunshine, Fear and Loathing, Wet Hot American Summer

I usually go back and forth between hip hop (atmosphere), amazing oldies rock (queen), chill (devil makes three), and other new stuff. I just never listen to anything that would be found in the top 40 charts. It tends to be talentless crap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh and giving peanut butter to dogs. That's just good clean fun right there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well usually I'm not exactly thinking about something. It's more of a constant conversation with myself. Let me tell you, I'm really glad the internal conversation doesn't come out in public. That would make things amazingly awkward, outrageously fast. Which might actually be entertaining........ I must try this now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing Gob's chicken dance. I've pretty much got the "caw"'s down. Once I perfect it, I move on to George Sr's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have brown hair. That's the most private thing. Since this is the internets, I'd rather not put anything out there that my opponents can hook into when I run for mayor of Madagascar. They have mayors, right?
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor. Also if you might have a good time finding someone random and interesting in the city, then proceed to create their life story and tail them for as long as possible, just for the fun of it. It very well might turn boring, but In my mind, I look like Dick Tracy the whole time.