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29 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
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My details

Last online
Sep 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Too weird to live, too rare to die. I'm a bartending pilot. When it's busy and fast, I tend to drink whiskey and play disc golf. When it's slow, I travel and start new hobbies. I'm good at a lot of things, but an expert at none. I surround myself with good natured and relaxed people, so you should be similar. Hopefully we click, but hey, we can't all be winners can we?
What I’m doing with my life
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I drink for a living.
I fly for a future career.
I use my dust buster on my cats for fun.
I travel to keep sane.
I am currently wondering what the story is behind the stuffed raccoon in the tree outside of my balcony.
I am of recent, getting buzzed off my own supply of beer. Which is nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chutes and Ladders.
Making others feel more uncomfortable than me on demand.
Being a grammar nazi.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The smell of my hazel eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Crichton, Hunter Thompson. All time favorite though is Where the Wild Things Are. Oh and the sides of beer bottles.

The Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, The Incredibles, The Illusionist, The Monty Python movies, Waiting, Spaceballs, The Warriors, Wizard of Oz, Shaun of the Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Sunshine, Fear and Loathing, Wet Hot American Summer

All sorts. I can't get enough of Hall and Oates.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh and giving peanut butter to dogs. That's just good clean fun right there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my new hobby will be or where I'll spontaneously travel to next. Most recently it was archery, and Sweden.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing Gob's chicken dance. I've pretty much got the "caw"'s down. Once I perfect it, I move on to George Sr's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have brown hair. That's the most private thing. Since this is the internets, I'd rather not put anything out there that my opponents can hook into when I run for mayor of Madagascar. They have mayors, right?
You should message me if
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You don't like to take anything too seriously.