Can you summarize a warm summer breeze or a child's laughter or the smell of chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Is not the humble breakfast burrito greater than the sum of it's delicious parts?

I got slapped around by the economy, like many people, so now I'm back in school and working. i'm also super broke. So if your idea of the perfect date is a long, romantic bus ride followed by a dinner of free cookies and orange juice down at the blood bank and then over to the pawn shop for a little tv, then....you're in worse shape than I am. I come here for the tests.

Down rating other people's profiles if they have pictures with red eyes or use the term YOLO.

1.I'm usually covered with band-aids from the blood bank.

2.My extensive knowledge of blood bank locations and daily snack menus.

3. My pale. bloodless complexion.

4.My general wooziness.

5. My small, dainty hands

Huge movie buff. No one has ever stumped me. I'll read almost anything.

I could probably use more blood.

I watched The Nanny, and I liked it.

You want to endow me with a grant to further my artistic ambitions.