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30 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
“Only someone who is ready for everything, who doesn’t exclude any experience, even the most incomprehensible, will live the relationship with another person as something alive and will himself sound the depths of his own being.”
~Rainer Maria Rilke~

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy~

I am sometimes serious, but never take myself seriously. I try to be kind yet honest, a surprisingly fine line. I love sports and my teams, but I am not an ass about it. Photos are recent. And sometimes I am an enigma, smothered in a question, and wrapped in bacon.

“You know how it is when two souls meet in a burst of ecstatic volubility, with hearts tickling to hear and to tell, to know everything, to reveal everything, the shared reverence for the other’s otherness, a feeling of solitude radiantly snapped by full contact — all that?”
~Martin Amis~
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the voice-over/broadcasting industry, writing, trying to start my own radio station out of my apartment. My dream will always be to have my own restaurant and/or dog rescue.
I’m really good at
Carrying a conversation. You can put me in a room with anyone and we can find common ground.

Also making beer and BBQing. I have competed nationally in the latter.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you like a man with a sexy, deep, powerful voice, look no further.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lamb by Christopher Moore, The First and Last Freedom by J Krishnamurti, and anything by David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, or Chuck Palanhuik. In reality though, anything I can get my hands on. I consume books.

Movies: Anything Tarintino, Indiana Jones (not the horrible 4th one), Grandmas Boy, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Mystery Team, Big Lebowski (also anything Cohen brothers really), and so so so many more

Music: I have a taste for all kinds, but if I buy it it is on vinyl. You will probably see me all over town at random shows. Current playlist includes: Flume, Tune-Yards, Deerhunter, Lucky Dragons, Alt J, Wild Belle, Odd Future, Kendrick Lamar, Asap Rocky, LCD Soundsystem, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Why?, Astronautalis, Eels, Lee Fields, Mayer Hawthorne.... Always open to more.

I just discovered Drunk History and it is probably the best show ever. Arrested Development, Bones, 30 Rock, Simpsons, It's Always Sunny, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, Wondershowzen, Human Giant, Peep Show, Mitchell and Webb Look, Psych, Dexter, X-Files, Ducktails, Flapjack, Adventure Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the IT crowd, and Pushing Daisies.

Food: Is a huge part of my life. Cooking is a huge passion of mine. As is dining out, which I do very frequently. I am willing to try just about anything.

I recently made a 3 course meal in which every course was a pie.
The six things I could never do without
Books, or some form of mind stimulation.

Spirits (Whiskey, wine, or craft beer)




The Onion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, always music. Food. What people are thinking. Schrodinger's cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere the fun is. Hopefully the fun has bourbon or scotch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Even though I am pictured with a cat, I am total dog person. The bigger, the better.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to laugh or share one. I find it hard to be funny through this medium, but I like to make people smile.

Want to try a new restaurant, see a concert (I will go check out just about anything), or see some comedy.

Or if you just feel like it.

Also, if you can't read a fortune cookie without adding "in bed" at the end.