I am sometimes serious, but never take myself seriously. Not really great at talking about myself. Former chef. I try to be kind yet honest, a suprisingly fine line. I love sports and my teams, but I am not an ass about it. And sometimes I am an enigma, smothered in a question, and wrapped in bacon.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved" ~ Kurt Vonnegut

"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." ~ Jack Handey

"Clear liquors are for rich women on diets" Ron Swanson

I am a vocal artist. Most of my work is in the audiobook medium, but I am trying to break into commercials and cartoons. I also work in finer dining to get that paper.

Carrying a conversation. You can put me in a room with anyone and we can find common ground.

Also making beer and BBQing. I have competed nationally in the latter.

Books: Lamb by Christopher Moore, The First and Last Freedom by J Krishnamurti, and anything by David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, or Chuck Palanhuik

Currently reading Stephen King's Under the Dome

Movies: Anything Tarintino (Django was great!), Indiana Jones (not the horrible 4th one), Grandmas Boy, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Mystery Team, Big Lebowski (also anything Cohen brothers really), and so so so many more

*Also really excited for the summer. I bought a projector so I can host my own outdoor movie and BBQ nights!

Music: I have a taste for all kinds, but if I buy it it is on vinyl. You will probably see me all over town at random shows. Current playlist includes: Deerhunter, Lucky Dragons, Alt J, Wild Belle, Odd Future, Kendrick Lamar, Asap Rocky, LCD Soundsystem, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Why?, Astronautalis, Eels, Lee Fields, Mayer Hawthorne.... Always open to more.

Haven't had cable in years. That is why this list is defined by Netflix. Arrested Development,Bones, 30 Rock, Simpsons, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, Wondershowzen, Human Giant, Peep Show, Mitchell and Webb Look, Psych, Dexter, X-Files, Ducktails, Flapjack, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the IT crowd, and Pushing Daisies.

Food: Is a huge part of my life. Cooking is a huge passion of mine. As is dining out, which I do very frequently. I am willing to try just about anything.

I recently made a 3 course meal in which every course was a pie.

I am studying to pass my Level 1 wine sommolier test in Feb. I am so excited

Books, or some form of mind stimulation.

Spirits (Whiskey, wine, or craft beer)

Popsicles.

Netflix.

Vinyl.

The Onion.

Music, always music. Food. How I used to loath cats, but have a love affair with my roommates. Space. Schrodinger's cat. How half of the girls on here have a selfie in the reflection of the bean.

Usually a show, bar, restaurant, combination of those things. Out on a bike.This time of year, playing hide from the cold with books, movies, and home cooked meals.

Alliteration gets me hot

If you want to laugh or share one. I find it hard to be funny through this medium, but I like to make people smile.

Want to try a new restaurant, see a concert (I will go check out just about anything), or see some comedy.

Or if you just feel like it.

Also, if you can't read a fortune cookie without adding "in bed" at the end.