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Duketastrophy

32 Livermore, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically I'm like the Michael Jordan of dudes who collect Betty Boop memorabilia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My Twitter is pretty good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying jokes at strangers, been doing stand-up for about 4 years. People don't ALWAYS laugh, but I'm really good at saying the jokes, like pronunciation & stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure, but I am exceptionally polite and reasonably well groomed. I am well spoken and an attentive listener. I have blue eyes. I know all of the words to the Perfect Strangers theme song.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: generally more nonfiction than fiction. Hunter S. Thompson, Matt Taibbi are a couple of favorites.

Movies: Adam Curtis documentaries, other kinds of documentaries, dumb comedies, other dumb movies.

TV: HOLY FUCK, TRUE DETECTIVE!

Music: The Who, The Clash, Talking Heads, Propagandhi, Refused, Harry Nilsson, The Band, The Walkmen, Clem Snide, Elvis Costello, David Bazan, Wye Oak, The Weakerthans, Radiohead, Pavement, to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Family, Friends, Music, Jokes, Oakland A's Baseball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"You can't change the feeling, that you can't change the feeling, about the feelings in a second or two."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pffffffffft
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to actually make plans, hang out & see if we like hanging out with each other.