*None of this stuff.
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28 • Calgary, Alberta, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from space camp
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
*None of this stuff.
The short version is that I'm undergoing a period of self-renewal and improvement. I'm tired of all the crappy stuff in my life and am trying to replace it with better stuff.
In the meantime, I spout anti-propaganda and conspiracy theories. I enjoy Steamwhistle, playing the drums, and dancing. Looking for someone who likes long drives in the country, and won't mind the struggling sounds coming from the trunk.
Or that I have mustard on my face.
and a struggle.
All previous statements subject to change.
As you can see, it says "... the most private thing I'm WILLING TO ADMIT..." which means you're only supposed to put something you're comfortable writing. Even "I'm a human" or "I have hair!" would be an acceptable answer.
Actively refusing to answer implies you're more than just internet-paranoid, you're internet-paranoid and can't read.
...capitalism and stupidity (one or both) make you furious.
...you've caught them all.
...your favorite Star Wars movie is The Ewok Adventure. Just kidding.
...you just want the Ninjas and Pirates to get along.
...the pursuit of truth invigorates you.
...you think I'm cute, and wanna make out.
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