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Duks_Dont_Die

28 M Montgomery, Alberta, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm* a normal, laid back, down to earth, put together, career driven individual who's looking for the same in others. Also someone who likes to work out and has or is interested in children right away!

*None of this stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure it out.
And playing.
And creating.
And discussing.
And fucking.
And smoking.
And working.
The short version is that I'm undergoing a period of self-renewal and improvement. I'm tired of all the crappy stuff in my life and am trying to replace it with better stuff.

In the meantime, I spout anti-propaganda and conspiracy theories. I enjoy Steamwhistle, playing the drums, and dancing. Looking for someone who likes long drives in the country, and won't mind the struggling sounds coming from the trunk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing, running, writing, homemade chicken wings, and using pop culture quotations in contextually proper situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the enormous brown eyeballs I scrutinize the world with.
Or that I have mustard on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lee Child, Dean Koontz, Chuck Palahniuk, Star Wars, Lost, Supernatural, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Invader Zim, pasta, pizza, mashed potatoes, Coca Cola, orange juice, peanut butter... no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Escapism,
imagination,
sight,
true believers,
a chance,
and a struggle.

All previous statements subject to change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Girls. The socio-economic state of western civilization (and the rest of the world, to a lesser extent). Our physiological destiny, and how we fit in with the rest of the Universe. Prehistoric man, and historic man. Rhythms. The differences and similarities between males and females. Explosions. The Story. Girls.

How people on dating sites who are "just looking for friends" are like the black jellybeans in the bag, or the seeds in a watermelon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the terror that flaps in the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll judge you pretty severely based on your answer to this question. If you leave it blank and unanswered that's fine. But if you choose to answer and say "Nothing!" or "Nice try!" or anything else that isn't an actual answer, I probably won't message you because you're a dummy and lack reading comprehension skills. Here's why:

As you can see, it says "... the most private thing I'm WILLING TO ADMIT..." which means you're only supposed to put something you're comfortable writing. Even "I'm a human" or "I have hair!" would be an acceptable answer.

Actively refusing to answer implies you're more than just internet-paranoid, you're internet-paranoid and can't read.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you feel like a collision of our fates would be something you'd enjoy.

...capitalism and stupidity (one or both) make you furious.

...you've caught them all.

...your favorite Star Wars movie is The Ewok Adventure. Just kidding.

...you just want the Ninjas and Pirates to get along.

...the pursuit of truth invigorates you.

...you think I'm cute, and wanna make out.