I'm* a normal, laid back, down to earth, put
together, career driven individual who's looking for the same in
others. Also someone who likes to work out and has or is interested
in children right away!
*None of this stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure it out.
The short version is that I'm undergoing a period of self-renewal
and improvement. I'm tired of all the crappy stuff in my life and
am trying to replace it with better stuff.
In the meantime, I spout anti-propaganda and conspiracy theories. I
enjoy Steamwhistle, playing the drums, and dancing. Looking for
someone who likes long drives in the country, and won't mind the
struggling sounds coming from the trunk.
I’m really good at
Kissing, running, writing, homemade chicken wings, and using pop
culture quotations in contextually proper situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the enormous brown eyeballs I scrutinize the world
Or that I have mustard on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lee Child, Dean Koontz, Chuck Palahniuk, Star Wars, Lost,
Supernatural, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Invader
Zim, pasta, pizza, mashed potatoes, Coca Cola, orange juice, peanut
butter... no particular order.
The six things I could never do without
and a struggle.
All previous statements subject to change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls. The socio-economic state of western civilization (and the rest of the world, to a lesser extent). Our physiological destiny, and how we fit in with the rest of the Universe. Prehistoric man, and historic man. Rhythms. The differences and similarities between males and females. Explosions. The Story. Girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
...the terror that flaps in the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll judge you pretty severely based on your answer to this
question. If you leave it blank and unanswered that's fine. But if
you choose to answer and say "Nothing!" or "Nice try!" or anything
else that isn't an actual answer, I probably won't message you
because you're a dummy and lack reading comprehension skills.
As you can see, it says "... the most private thing I'm WILLING TO
ADMIT..." which means you're only supposed to put something you're
comfortable writing. Even "I'm a human" or "I have hair!" would be
an acceptable answer.
Actively refusing to answer implies you're more than just
internet-paranoid, you're internet-paranoid and can't read.
You should message me if
...you feel like a collision of our fates would be something you'd
...capitalism and stupidity (one or both) make you furious.
...you've caught them all.
...your favorite Star Wars movie is The Ewok Adventure. Just
...you just want the Ninjas and Pirates to get along.
...the pursuit of truth invigorates you.
...you think I'm cute, and wanna make out.