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DumbFounded1

33 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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OK, so maybe I'm not exactly feared, but I am weird and with a beard. I'm a musician, with a BA in music from UMass. I've lived in MA my whole life. Would really love to get out of here for a while before it's too late. Music is my life, I love to play it, write it, and listen to it. I would literally eat it and breathe it if it was physically possible. I love to listen to all kinds of music, rock, hip hop, country, jazz, blues, reggae, classical, punk, metal, Soul blah blah blah, etc. etc. You get the idea everything, as long as it rocks.I love going to shows and seeing my friend's bands play. I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of guy but I clean up nice. I also recently discovered that I really like wearing suspenders.

I am Old, soul, and Rock 'n' Roll
What I’m doing with my life
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For the moment i drive a delivery truck while i wait for my rock 'n' roll dreams to come true. I'm currently playing sax in a sweet rock band with three of my friends, and we totally rule. (I know everybody says that about their band but it's true, we're a fun bunch of guys). I was the drummer in a goofy punk band before that. I'm also trying to acquire and learn to play as many instruments as I possibly can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well there's the whole music thing, but specifically I have a knack for writing really dumb funny songs about pirates and rabbis,and not being a douchebag and such. I can be extremely sarcastic and self deprecating, it's just my nature. I am also a vast repository of seemingly useless, but occasionally useful information, . The latter actually being great for games of trivial pursuit and bar trivia.You absolutely want me on your team. seriously. I also have this deep seated need to read every historical marker/memorial plaque that i come across. (That's right I'm a nerd, and proud of it)
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm freakin' adorable : ) or my ever changing facial hair

Current beard status: Big and bushy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well I'm not the sort of person w\ho re-reads books but a few I've enjoyed recently, Bringing Down The House, Hells Angels (HST), Reefer Madness (Schlosser) confederacy of dunces (toole)
Some of my favorite movies include,Dogma, Mallrats, Shawshank Redemption My Cousin Vinny North by Northwest, I love Hitchcock, anything by Mel Brooks or Monty Python, Brazil And Time Bandits included in that, ( I love Terry Gilliam) and anything with Adam Sandler. Documentaries are also a particular favorite along with almost any sports movie and a whole slew of terrible movies that I am far to embarrassed to admit to in such a public forum.

In the area of television, my favorite shows are House, Law and Order SVU, Family Guy, Dexter, Shameless, Weeds, and pretty much any kind of documentary show, Guilty pleasure, Antiques Roadshow.

Music, I'll try and keep this brief, Boston and Queen are two of the greatest bands to ever walk the face of the earth. Ok that's out of the way, let me give you the short list of artists that i love, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Hank Williams, Marty Robbins Elvis Presley and/or Costello, the Animals Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones (but not since 1980 ewww) The Temptations (really anyMotown or Stax records Motorhead MF Doom Madlib Judas Priest Sublime, The Pogues The Doors Sam Cooke The Clash X Ray Spex The Shins The Kinks The Who Otis Redding The Misfits and The Ramones, again blah blah blah i could go on forever but i'll spare you. I'm a huge music nerd.

As far as food goes crab rangoons may be one of the world's most perfect foods, when done correctly nuff ced. But i'm really just meat and potatoes kind of guy meatloaf and mashed potatoes, or beef stew are totally killer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1 my saxophone, started me on my musical journey, where ever I go, it comes with me, always.
#2 My family, wouldn't be much of a life with out them. Really this includes all my friends too because they may as well be family.
#3 My car, just couldn't, I love driving way too much, don't get the wrong idea I'm not a gear head, and I'm useless under the hood, i just like to drive around.
#4 Beer, nectar of the gods really, I love it in all it's forms, from PBR, to the finest porters and Belgian ales. It's all delicious and it's all wonderful.
#5 My record collection, I'm a vinyl junky, it's a very serious addiction, there's just something awesome about finding a cool old record at goodwill. Ballpark figure, I probably own nearly 600 records and it really includes all manner of things.
#6 this used to be my cell phone, but I'm changing this one to seasons, i was in LA in October and and it was like 80 degrees everyday, weird.

2 other things Moxie it is the most perfect soda in all the world and even better with bourbon and Hot Sauce makes almost anything better
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing, spacing out is among my favorite activities. But I'm also constantly trying to come up with new songs, and musical endeavors. I've got about a billion different ideas for projects swarming around in brain at any given time. Also why people with money and power can't seem to grasp that a happy, healthy, well paid work force would actually benefit them more than not providing a slight cost of living increase so they can buy that third lexus... (sorry now i'm just venting)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out at bar somewhere or hanging out with friends maybe going to a show or playing one with my band. There is something to be said for nice quiet night at home with a couple of beers or a bottle of wine though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a spork tattooed on the back of right arm
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to grab a drink or something