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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 2
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Wants kids
My self-summary
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I hate self summaries. All in all, I'm intelligent and I am funny. I make it my goal to make women laugh daily and I achieve that through any means necessary, awkward or otherwise.

If you want to know more then there isn't much else for you to do but to message me. If you want an example of my humor, it will cost you a cup of coffee at a local cafe. It's totally worth, though.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for Royal Moulding in Bristol. I hope to go back to school soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people. I am a good listener and I give prompt, accurate, and useful advice. I am a good people person. Flirting. Writing.. stories. Other things. Feel free to ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smartass grin, intelligence, and immediate wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a great love for books, movies, shows, music and food of all kinds. I love long fantasy novels, especially the Wheel of Time and Sword of Truth.

If you like to read, message me.

If you like Fall Out Boy, Imagine Dragons, Damien Rice, or ERB, Symphony of Science, stop reading and message me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cats, dogs, cuddles. The essentials to all life, really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Something something animals. No seriously, I collect animal pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not on a date (and summarily flirting with) a pretty young woman then I'm probably working out or watching movies.

Or working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sucker for a pretty smile. I might find septum piercings cute. I like cats more than I'll openly admit. I have standards.

*This is probably the only completely serious part in my profile, so if you read nothing else, read below.*

I don't mind kids. I don't have any children, but I've finally got work lined up that I might make a career out of. It's not my dream job but it pays the bills. This being the case, it's the only time in my life I have seriously considered having children. I have never met the person of my life that I want children with, but I hope to. I do WANT children, I just don't want them without falling in love with their mother first.

This being the case, if you are a single mother, please don't be discouraged at messaging me. I know that a LOT of guys are completely turned off by children, but honestly I think that they are irrelevant in the early stages of a relationship. I'm dating you, not your kids. If we come to a point where we take our relationship more seriously, then we can talk about children, yours, and hopefully, mine.
You should message me if
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You want to? I mean you should, I'm the only me, and I am amazing.