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25 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an ESTP apparently, which means I share personalities with Malcolm X, Hemingway, Alexander the Great and.. err.. the Marquis de Sade. But really I'm just a big cat in a suit.

All I want from life is universal approval and a giant swimming pool in the shape of a dollar sign. I'll probably achieve this by writing a terrible book.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in an art school and sometimes I write things down. I'm the assistant editor of, and I make funny faces in stuff like this: and this Message me if you want to know why I can't go cycling any more or want to congratulate me about the bit with the big crisp.
I’m really good at
I can still do the entire speakrap from 'I Want You' by Savage Garden
The first things people usually notice about me
Giant wings, like an angel but also like a demon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Roberto Bolano, William Burroughs, Ernest Hemingway, Philip Roth, Patrick Hamilton, F Scott Fitzgerald, Albert Camus, Bret Easton Ellis, Thomas Pynchon, William Blake, Haruki Murakami, Paul Auster, B.S. Johnson, Henry Miller, Jez Butterworth, Andrey Kurkov, Aravind Adiga, DBC Pierre. I'm nowhere near as well read as I should be.

Movies - Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Haneke, Chan Wook Park, Tarkovsky, these would all be names to drop.

Shows - HBO dramas, semi-serious comedies made by people with personality disorders, high quality genre trash, Adult Swim and their ilk.

Music - This is the greatest piece of recorded music in existence.

Favourite bands are Neutral Milk Hotel, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Titus Andronicus and Boredoms, and I spend way too much time defending rap to assholes outside bars.

As opposed to listing all the rest, here's a weird mix that This Is My Jam made of some of the stuff I've been listening to this year, condensed into five minutes:

Food - Mediterranean, Thai, Japanese, Turkish. Variations on those themes.
The six things I could never do without
Universal approval.
Five more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
you, do you thiiiink aboooout me stilllllll
On a typical Friday night I am
Turning wine into water.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's not a lot I won't tell people if they ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Any of the above made you feel feelings. Any feelings, even rage or something.

Maybe not ennui.