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26 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I dated someone who writes TWO blogs about bad dates, and I haven't shown up on either of them yet. Does that count as a positive review?

All I want from life is universal approval and a giant swimming pool in the shape of a dollar sign.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write and live in London, which should give you a vague idea of everything else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can still do the entire speakrap from 'I Want You' by Savage Garden and I'm funnier when I'm hungover.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are never as fun as the third or fourth things they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books about angsty middle-class people. Old books about horny socialites. Books that make no sense. Russian books, generally.

Old horror movies. New horror movies. Pretentious stuff. Korean movies where everyone has really expensive apartments. Anything that's exactly three stars.

HBO dramas. Semi-serious comedies made by people with personality disorders. High quality genre trash. Cartoons.

This is the greatest piece of recorded music in existence:

This is the second greatest, though you'll want to skip to around 2.00:

Favourite bands are Neutral Milk Hotel, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Titus Andronicus and Boredoms. I am deeply emotionally involved in rap and emo. I am semi in love with Grace Jones.

Mediterranean, Thai, Japanese. Variations on those themes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Universal approval.
Five more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That mixtape James Arthur made about whales which starts with him comparing his life to being on a slave ship
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Turning wine into water.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's not a lot I won't tell people if they ask.
You should message me if
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Any of the above made you feel feelings. Any feelings, even rage or something.

Maybe not ennui.

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