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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
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English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Court and Spark in the streets, Hissing of the Summer Lawns in the sheets.

All I want from life is universal approval and a giant swimming pool in the shape of a dollar sign.

Also I once did a Guardian dating video thing and they edited it to make me look good for some reason, so here it is:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for one of those telly channels you like, doing one of those new media jobs that make your Dad frown. I absolutely love it and will happily defend it, no matter how angry your Dad gets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can still do the entire speakrap from 'I Want You' by Savage Garden and I'm really funny when I'm hungover. If you describe your current emotional state in two words I can probably find the perfect song for you to hear at that moment. Your dog will probably like me. I can do a note-perfect impression of Pinocchio and the Gingerbread Man in Shrek, because both those voices are essentially the same.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm gesticulating wildly, like maybe there's a bee on me somewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books about angsty middle-class people. Old books about horny socialites. Books that make no sense. Russian books, generally.

Old horror movies. New horror movies. Pretentious stuff. Films where everything is shot in slightly soft focus with soundtracks made of melancholy machine noises. Korean movies where everyone has really expensive apartments. Anything that's exactly three stars.

HBO dramas. Semi-serious comedies made by people with personality disorders. High quality genre trash. Bleak cartoons.

This is the greatest piece of recorded music in existence:

This is the second greatest, though you'll want to skip to around 2.00:

I am deeply emotionally involved in rap and emo. I love punk and electronica made by girls and weepy indie made by sad skinny boys. I am semi in love with Grace Jones.

Mediterranean, Thai, Japanese. Variations on those themes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Universal approval.

Five more things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That mixtape James Arthur made about whales which starts with him comparing his life to being on a slave ship.


Where I'm going to accidentally fall asleep next.


The Story of Mount Everest.

That time Fiona Apple did an impression of the movie Magnolia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once helped Emma Watson clean up some sick. It wasn't mine. Or hers. She has/had a really nice kitchen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of the above made you feel feelings. Any feelings, even rage or something.

Maybe not ennui.

Oh, and if you voted Tory in the general election, don't bother. And definitely don't get in touch to tell me why I shouldn't be mad at you.