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26 Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 14
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Loveable misfit seeks partner for adventures, hi-jinx, and misdemeanors.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bartending at a great restaurant, it is the best job imaginable because the people I work with are amazing. My passion however is the time I spend with the Bangarang Circus performing silk, lyra, strap, and partner acrobatics. My plans for the future are tentative at best: work when I need to pay the bills, travel when I can, play as much as possible.
I’m really good at
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Cooking, dancing, cheating at Risk, climbing trees, taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, The Sun also Rises, Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. Really anything by Murakami, Ernest Hemingway, David Sedaris, or Neil Gaiman.

Movies and shows : Snatch, In Bruges, Wes Anderson, and (though morally detestable) Woody Allen Films. Tangled (Guilty pleasure), Arrested development, Game of Thrones, and Archer. I really like spy movies and crime movies. When I was a kid I wanted to be a spy like most kids want to be firemen, and that still hold true to this day.

I like most music but end up listening to a lot of old sad bastard music and retro 80's revival. Also damnit T Swift why do I love you so?

I will eat just about anything but I really enjoy cooking a good meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


The outdoors


Good Food

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Concocting delicious beverages and pairing menus. Watching Netflix. Dodging student loan officers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty terrified of open water. Pools no problem, lakes, rivers, oceans I think they are all full of fish that want to eat me and drowning.
I can swim fine, it's totally irrational.
That's not true I also swim like an eight year old.
You should message me if
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If you're game for adventure, can do a backflip, talk to animals, are telekinetic, know where I can find the six fingered man who killed my father, or the location of the perfect burrito.