Loveable misfit seeks partner for adventures, hi-jinx, and
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending at a great restaurant, it is the best job imaginable because the people I work with are amazing. My passion however is the time I spend with the Bangarang Circus performing silk, lyra, strap, and partner acrobatics. My plans for the future are tentative at best: work when I need to pay the bills, travel when I can, play as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Cooking, dancing, cheating at Risk, climbing trees, taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, The Sun also Rises, Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. Really anything by Murakami, Ernest Hemingway, David Sedaris, or Neil Gaiman.
Movies and shows : Snatch, In Bruges, Wes Anderson, and (though morally detestable) Woody Allen Films. Tangled (Guilty pleasure), Arrested development, Game of Thrones, and Archer. I really like spy movies and crime movies. When I was a kid I wanted to be a spy like most kids want to be firemen, and that still hold true to this day.
I like most music but end up listening to a lot of old sad bastard music and retro 80's revival. Also damnit T Swift why do I love you so?
I will eat just about anything but I really enjoy cooking a good meal.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Concocting delicious beverages and pairing menus. Watching Netflix.
Dodging student loan officers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty terrified of open water. Pools no problem, lakes,
rivers, oceans I think they are all full of fish that want to eat
me and drowning.
I can swim fine, it's totally irrational.
That's not true I also swim like an eight year old.
You should message me if
If you're game for adventure, can do a backflip, talk to animals, are telekinetic, know where I can find the six fingered man who killed my father, or the location of the perfect burrito.