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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 24
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Post grad
Has kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Chinese, Latin, Ancient Greek
My self-summary
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I'm neat, swell, and fun. Isn't that enough information?

I am neat, swell, and fun
What I’m doing with my life
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I drink lots of water. Does that count?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ancient Egyptian.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I'm breathing, perhaps?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) Brothers Karamazov, Moskva-Petushki, Master & Margarita, Dr. Zhivago, The Story of O, the Nag Hammadi codices, Diary of a Drug Fiend and Cars & Trucks & Things that Go; (b) Ivan Vasilievich Menyat Professiyu, Brilliantovaya Ruka, Apocalypse Now, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange; (c) Bi-2, Splin, Zemfira, Alsu, Liube, Ace of Base, Tschinghis Khan, Rammstein, NIN, U2, Madonna, assorted Eurotrash, Billy Joel, Beatles, Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Eminem, Doors; (d) anything as long as it's not sushi, though I have a very limited selection of what I'll eat in Mexican restaurants too...however, I like most European, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Indian, Thai, Malaysian and Chinese cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cell phone, car, Grey Goose vodka, french fries and sex. I'm a guy - I don't need anything too complicated. If you counted, you'll see that was only five things. Whether it was because I'm lazy or because of some depraved, sick and twisted fantasy I have but won't write here is for you to guess at.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who the Hell comes on here saying they're looking for "long distance penpals".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think a lot of people take this site more seriously than I do.
You should message me if
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you feel like it.