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31 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 27
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Hi! If you're here because you're a listener to my podcast, Sex Nerd Sandra, welcome! If you're here bc you listened to the OkC episode on iTunes, checkout "Totallynotaspy" as his profile is way more refined than mine and can hopefully inspire you in your profiles!

Okay, back to the profile.
I'm curious-about-everything with a penchant for laughter and hermit-like tendencies.

I feel it is the responsible thing to do to let you know that I am currently swamped in work and not on here much.

I like watching straight boys make out. I like Ikea meatballs. I like not swimming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make it a point to learn constantly. It's compulsive. I spend a lot of time on a career that is homegrown, exciting and confusing. Primarily, I want to leave humanity better than I found it and have a great time in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Summarizing what you said into a concise sound bite. Self-sabotage. I'm extra good at hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. I'm too busy avoiding eye contact during that part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a social anxiety disorder where I fear judgement over what movies and music I like. It's called insecurity.

Favorite Book Moment: The end of "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card when that thing happens and we're all like "whoaaa."

Favorite Food Moment: Salmon sashimi fresh at the Tokyo fish market melting in my mouth. Yuuuum!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things, apocalyptically speaking. I'd feel lost without human companionship, food, water, sunshine, a soft place to curl up and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My to-do list, the meaning of life and personal growth. Also, 10 million other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing I had done more with my day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never had a bikini wax. There. I said it.
You should message me if
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you have no need for a response. I'm overwhelmed and don't want to disappoint you in the process. Cheerio!