But here goes an attempt:
I'm currently in a relationship with a guy I met on here, so I'm not looking for any romance, but I would love to make more friends.
I'm a few weeks shy of getting the piece of paper saying all my decades of schooling was for something, with a Bachelors in History. It took me a while to figure out what I wanted to get a degree in, since I kinda suck at decision making, but I'm getting better.
I love museums and parks, history, art, nature, anything. I love tours (giving and receiving, ooooh yeah). I'm hoping to at least find a good museum to give volunteer tours, since I really miss it.
I also really like movies, but it depends on the movie. I like bad/cheesy horror. I love dark comedy. I enjoy a good, well written, and not overly formulaic/massively tear-jerking drama, I require my drama to be sincere.
There are a lot more things I'm into, and I'm open to a lot of adventures, so if you're looking for someone to hang out with, try out a restaurant with, go to a museum with, whatever, hit me up!