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Dutch_D

59 Madison, AL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 50–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dateline: Northern Alabama....

Alabama man makes radical departure from conventional wisdom!

Undercover Edition revealed today that Dutch D. broke with tradition and wrote something interesting in his profile!

Dutch claims, "Gone are the days of I'm a fun, easy-going, nice guy, who likes sports, long walks on the beach... blah blah blah."

Women all over the country have been responding to his new and unique approach of actually being interesting!

"Oh My God! It was the first profile I've seen that didn’t mention how the he loves puppies, is as comfortable in a pair of jeans as he is in a tux, or that didn’t have a cheesy (this is me without a shirt) picture! This Guy Rocks, I'm moving!" ....Ashley W., Ashburn, VA.

UE learned that Dutch can be spotted around exercising at the Indian Creek Greenway, at Mango's Caribbean Grill, and at small out-of-the-way BBQ joints, or occasionally on a high ropes course with his 6 year-old grand-nephew in Panama City Beach.

Our travel correspondents spotted Dutch in Washington, Orlando, Savannah, Dragon*Con and New Orleans, and various spots around the South.

One paparazzi recently snagged a photo of Dutch playing in the snow. He was also rumored to have been spotted flying through the Smokey Mountains on a zip line hundreds of feet over the forest.

The grapevine reports Dutch was seen sailing a 27-foot sail boat on San Francisco Bay. And, just days later at flying along the Northern California coast.

Some say he attends local charity functions on a regular basis and has been known to organize large social groups for fun and entertainment. One reporter remembers a Halloween party he planned for over 5000 people when he took over the top floor of a downtown parking garage!

Sources close to Dutch reveal that he was somewhat of a mystery while he was working at NASA, but always seems to volunteer for his friends.

One unnamed source told UE "He actually has ties to the Feds. I'm not really sure what he does but we know for sure he's hard to keep tabs on these days."

We Googled his name while preparing this report. We were shocked to find over 90,000 results, and there seems to be quite a consensus!

Man of Mystery, Mentor to Young Geeks, Adventure Seeker, or just plain Enigma? We may never know for sure!

One thing is certain, whenever he is spotted, he and the people around him always seem to be having a good time!

He has been known to go underground and drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially just after meeting the right one!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was consulting to a Department of the Federal government. Now, I am getting certified in gamification. I dabble in photography and videography. I travel to various US cities where I photograph the surrounding landscape, then I sample the local cuisine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening...it's my job and my inclination. I am a superstar C&W dancer and a club DJ to boot. I am considered a witty fellow with a sense of perception.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a great first impression and I am friendly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Bible, Blink, The Tipping Point, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Lord Of The Rings, Les Miserables, Silas Marner, The Iliad, Horatio Hornblower, Longitude, Bullfinch's Mythology, The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson
Movies: Field of Dreams, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Big, Casablanca, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally..., Star Wars, Some Like It Hot, Ray, Cinderella Man
Food: Sushi, Mexican, Italian, Thai, Indian, and good old ribeye.
Music: I have 14,000+ songs squirreled away, so I have a wide appreciation for music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Roku, my DSLR, my iPod, and my X3i BMW.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Lost Loves volumes I-XXIV. I think history is where we figure out how to improve our futures...if we can escape our past.

Guess I think about philosophy a tad bit, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having dinner out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life is full of TMI. If you are curious about it...I'll tell tales.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're sick and tired from your last date. I am a breath of fresh air.