Alabama man makes radical departure from conventional wisdom!
Undercover Edition revealed today that Dutch D. broke with tradition and wrote something interesting in his profile!
Dutch claims, "Gone are the days of I'm a fun, easy-going, nice guy, who likes sports, long walks on the beach... blah blah blah."
Women all over the country have been responding to his new and unique approach of actually being interesting!
"Oh My God! It was the first profile I've seen that didn’t mention how the he loves puppies, is as comfortable in a pair of jeans as he is in a tux, or that didn’t have a cheesy (this is me without a shirt) picture! This Guy Rocks, I'm moving!" ....Ashley W., Ashburn, VA.
UE learned that Dutch can be spotted around exercising at the Indian Creek Greenway, at Mango's Caribbean Grill, and at small out-of-the-way BBQ joints, or occasionally on a high ropes course with his 6 year-old grand-nephew in Panama City Beach.
Our travel correspondents spotted Dutch in Washington, Orlando, Savannah, Dragon*Con and New Orleans, and various spots around the South.
One paparazzi recently snagged a photo of Dutch playing in the snow. He was also rumored to have been spotted flying through the Smokey Mountains on a zip line hundreds of feet over the forest.
The grapevine reports Dutch was seen sailing a 27-foot sail boat on San Francisco Bay. And, just days later at flying along the Northern California coast.
Some say he attends local charity functions on a regular basis and has been known to organize large social groups for fun and entertainment. One reporter remembers a Halloween party he planned for over 5000 people when he took over the top floor of a downtown parking garage!
Sources close to Dutch reveal that he was somewhat of a mystery while he was working at NASA, but always seems to volunteer for his friends.
One unnamed source told UE "He actually has ties to the Feds. I'm not really sure what he does but we know for sure he's hard to keep tabs on these days."
We Googled his name while preparing this report. We were shocked to find over 90,000 results, and there seems to be quite a consensus!
Man of Mystery, Mentor to Young Geeks, Adventure Seeker, or just plain Enigma? We may never know for sure!
One thing is certain, whenever he is spotted, he and the people around him always seem to be having a good time!
He has been known to go underground and drop out of sight for long periods of time, especially just after meeting the right one!