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DvlLvd

41 Oswego, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Unemployed
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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First note: The piercings in my profile picture are gone. That was a few years back, and I have since removed them all. I am tattooed (Left forearm, right aupper, back, and Right / Left calf.)
Ok, on to me. I am a bit, how do I put this.. I have a wicked sense of humor sometimes, I'm blunt but honest to a fault, and I'm sarcastic. I know that all may make me seem like an ass, but honestly, I'm not. I'm not the type to hurt a person just for the sake of hurting them. If I'm asked if a pair of jeans make your butt look big, though, and they do.. I just always assume you'd want to know before going out in them and someone else saying it instead.
I'm not the best on social pacification or grace sometimes. My mind just doesn't work that way. I can not understand a good portion of the people I meet, who want to put up pretenses and present a false front. It's not a judgement, I just really can not understand them, or why they do it. I know girls fart. I know women have a sex drive. I know sometimes people swear. I know people like to laugh, like to be lazy, and sometimes even bitch just for bitchings sake. It happens, it is what it is, so.. what's the problem? To many people try to be perfect, but porcelain dolls are only good for filling dusty cabinets in my mind. Give me a woman with a stupid funny TV show, some stale chips, and too many late nights and I'm a happy camper.
I tend to get along quite well with people. I don't know why. People just tend to like me for some reason. I think it's some deep seeded glutton for punishment syndrome or something, but it may just be that many of my sarcastic comments are tappered and tempered with a slow smile and a tilt of my head.
I still go with the glutton theory.
Ok, nuff. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am sitting here, struggling to figure out how to communicate with a text box on a meeting site. That, in and of itself, may take me a lifetime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have fun writing the lowest for of poem in some people eyes - Rhyming poems (gasp, I know, damn me right to hell. ) I draw, I paint, tried tattooing- failed. But playing with the airbush now instead. I love 3d art, creating meshes and textures for Poser and Daz|Studio, Zbrush, and even Hexagon when I want a headache. I can carry on a conversation, but I get annoying sometimes. I know a lot of stuff. Too much. And it even annoys me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to open up to me very quickly, typically within just a short time after meeting them. I think it's because I'm quite laid back, and very calm. I don't lose my temper often. I don't judge. I get frustrated, but I work it out.
I've seen bad in this world, and I know some days are worse then others. I truly believe though that any problem- if it can't be solved - you just have to wait it out. Everything heals, and things always get better sometime. Drama and stress just make the waiting all that much more miserable.
I think people sense that about me right from the start, and feel at ease around me very quickly.I can't say for sure, but after 40 years of living as me, it seems to be the one constant regardless of the person I meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hrrm, favorites in books include, well, most anything. I tend to read fantasy or horror for entertainment, but have been known to sit down and read text books cover to cover if the topic interests me (ie, psychology, airbrush. ) Favorite TV? Lost girl, Suits, Ancient Aliens, Ridiculousness, WWE Raw / Smackdown.
Now music.. Well, my favorite right off is Alice Cooper, followed by bands such as Hinder, Theory of a Deadman, and even ICP. But I also count Trans-Siberian Orch and Within Temptation just as high as I do Alice.. So it varies. I've been known to listen to most anything from Andrew Lloyd Webber to AC/DC in the same evening. Not a huge fan of Rap or Country, despite having lived in both CA and TN at points in my life :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My eyesight. I am a very visual person.
2. Family. They've been there through some terrible episodes in my life, when no one else could stand in the fire.
3. Music.
4. Knowledge. I thrive on it, I embrace it, I devour it.
5. Garlic.
6. Coffee. Coffee. Cofffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Ok, i had to say that.I am a guy afterall. If I didn't immediately answer that way, they would revoke my Guy Card, dress me up in frilly panties and a pleated skirt, and send me into a biker bar at 20 minutes to 2am.
That's just wrong. Frilly panties and pleated skirts are only for the weekend. And never outside of my bedroom!
Err, sorry. Actually, I think about everything. Constantly. Always. I watch a commercial, I think about who the target audience is and how they intended to influence or create a faux relationship with that audience. I watch a show on the missing books of the bible, I research them and try to piece together where they belonged. I watch the cat and think about what she's thinking.
I just always think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out if it's Friday, and trying to remember what channel Smackdown is down. There's too many damned channels on digital TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My teeth aren't in the best shape. When I was 18, I started suffering from a severe case of acid reflux and gerd, and before it was fully under control, it affected the enamel on my teeth, burned my throat, and effected my sinuses. Until I'm able to have a good insurance plan to get the work done, it is the greatest bane to my existence, the highest depression to my self esteem, and my greatest fear on losing on meeting someone worth loving, and having turn away due to the physical flaw. It scares me to death to even mention it here, but hell, it's a part of me.
I'm not a very good censor, or very good at being inhibited. I'll talk about anything, quite seriously. Physically- I don't understand inhibition with a lover. Oral? Isn't that just a normal part of foreplay? Anal? I'd rather not be the catcher. I'm.. sensitive. Shower? Sex on your period? Sure, why not? There's hot water, right? I view sex the same way I view most things. Why worry, just enjoy. Life is complicated enough without having to superpose mysterious worries on top of it all.
Ummm.. Ok, I can't think of more, maybe because I'm not afraid to disclose most anything. So there's nothing really too private for to discuss, as long as a person is able to handle the conversation.
You should message me if
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You actually read all of the stuff in my profile. Of course, that may take a few hours. :)