Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First note: The piercings in my profile picture are gone. That was
a few years back, and I have since removed them all. I am tattooed
(Left forearm, right aupper, back, and Right / Left calf.)
Ok, on to me. I am a bit, how do I put this.. I have a wicked sense
of humor sometimes, I'm blunt but honest to a fault, and I'm
sarcastic. I know that all may make me seem like an ass, but
honestly, I'm not. I'm not the type to hurt a person just for the
sake of hurting them. If I'm asked if a pair of jeans make your
butt look big, though, and they do.. I just always assume you'd
want to know before going out in them and someone else saying it
I'm not the best on social pacification or grace sometimes. My mind
just doesn't work that way. I can not understand a good portion of
the people I meet, who want to put up pretenses and present a false
front. It's not a judgement, I just really can not understand them,
or why they do it. I know girls fart. I know women have a sex
drive. I know sometimes people swear. I know people like to laugh,
like to be lazy, and sometimes even bitch just for bitchings sake.
It happens, it is what it is, so.. what's the problem? To many
people try to be perfect, but porcelain dolls are only good for
filling dusty cabinets in my mind. Give me a woman with a stupid
funny TV show, some stale chips, and too many late nights and I'm a
I tend to get along quite well with people. I don't know why.
People just tend to like me for some reason. I think it's some deep
seeded glutton for punishment syndrome or something, but it may
just be that many of my sarcastic comments are tappered and
tempered with a slow smile and a tilt of my head.
I still go with the glutton theory.
Ok, nuff. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am sitting here, struggling to figure out how to communicate with
a text box on a meeting site. That, in and of itself, may take me a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have fun writing the lowest for of poem in some people eyes -
Rhyming poems (gasp, I know, damn me right to hell. ) I draw, I
paint, tried tattooing- failed. But playing with the airbush now
instead. I love 3d art, creating meshes and textures for Poser and
Daz|Studio, Zbrush, and even Hexagon when I want a headache. I can
carry on a conversation, but I get annoying sometimes. I know a lot
of stuff. Too much. And it even annoys me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to open up to me very quickly, typically within just a
short time after meeting them. I think it's because I'm quite laid
back, and very calm. I don't lose my temper often. I don't judge. I
get frustrated, but I work it out.
I've seen bad in this world, and I know some days are worse then
others. I truly believe though that any problem- if it can't be
solved - you just have to wait it out. Everything heals, and things
always get better sometime. Drama and stress just make the waiting
all that much more miserable.
I think people sense that about me right from the start, and feel
at ease around me very quickly.I can't say for sure, but after 40
years of living as me, it seems to be the one constant regardless
of the person I meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hrrm, favorites in books include, well, most anything. I tend to
read fantasy or horror for entertainment, but have been known to
sit down and read text books cover to cover if the topic interests
me (ie, psychology, airbrush. ) Favorite TV? Lost girl, Suits,
Ancient Aliens, Ridiculousness, WWE Raw / Smackdown.
Now music.. Well, my favorite right off is Alice Cooper, followed
by bands such as Hinder, Theory of a Deadman, and even ICP. But I
also count Trans-Siberian Orch and Within Temptation just as high
as I do Alice.. So it varies. I've been known to listen to most
anything from Andrew Lloyd Webber to AC/DC in the same evening. Not
a huge fan of Rap or Country, despite having lived in both CA and
TN at points in my life :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My eyesight. I am a very visual person.
2. Family. They've been there through some terrible episodes in my
life, when no one else could stand in the fire.
4. Knowledge. I thrive on it, I embrace it, I devour it.
6. Coffee. Coffee. Cofffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Ok, i had to say that.I am a guy afterall. If I didn't
immediately answer that way, they would revoke my Guy Card, dress
me up in frilly panties and a pleated skirt, and send me into a
biker bar at 20 minutes to 2am.
That's just wrong. Frilly panties and pleated skirts are only for
the weekend. And never outside of my bedroom!
Err, sorry. Actually, I think about everything. Constantly. Always.
I watch a commercial, I think about who the target audience is and
how they intended to influence or create a faux relationship with
that audience. I watch a show on the missing books of the bible, I
research them and try to piece together where they belonged. I
watch the cat and think about what she's thinking.
I just always think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out if it's Friday, and trying to remember what
channel Smackdown is down. There's too many damned channels on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My teeth aren't in the best shape. When I was 18, I started
suffering from a severe case of acid reflux and gerd, and before it
was fully under control, it affected the enamel on my teeth, burned
my throat, and effected my sinuses. Until I'm able to have a good
insurance plan to get the work done, it is the greatest bane to my
existence, the highest depression to my self esteem, and my
greatest fear on losing on meeting someone worth loving, and having
turn away due to the physical flaw. It scares me to death to even
mention it here, but hell, it's a part of me.
I'm not a very good censor, or very good at being inhibited. I'll
talk about anything, quite seriously. Physically- I don't
understand inhibition with a lover. Oral? Isn't that just a normal
part of foreplay? Anal? I'd rather not be the catcher. I'm..
sensitive. Shower? Sex on your period? Sure, why not? There's hot
water, right? I view sex the same way I view most things. Why
worry, just enjoy. Life is complicated enough without having to
superpose mysterious worries on top of it all.
Ummm.. Ok, I can't think of more, maybe because I'm not afraid to
disclose most anything. So there's nothing really too private for
to discuss, as long as a person is able to handle the conversation.
You should message me if
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