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Dworkilicious

29 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Farsi (Okay)

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My self-summary
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am gallavanting across Eastern Europe at the moment and won't be in Atlanta until late August. Only hit me up if you're willing to wait a while to meet me.

By way of introduction, I give you a song a friend wrote about me in the style of Wesley Willis:

YOU ARE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT KARL MARX
YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT HISTORY
I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY
YOU REALLY WHUP THE HYENA'S ASS

...

YOU WORK AS A JOURNALIST
YOU ARE GOOD IN BED
YOU CAN DO QUANTUM PHYSICS
YOU ARE NOT SCARED OF GETTING MUGGED

...

YOU ARE STRONG
YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE
YOU PLAY THE GUITAR
YOU KICKED BIRDMAN'S ASS

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK OVER CHICAGO
LAMBSKIN CONDOMS: AS GOOD AS HUMAN ORIFICES CAN GET

I'm not actually a Wesley Willis fan, so thankfully my friend just wrote the lyrics and didn't make me listen to him yowling them like a schizophrenic homeless man who head-butts people to show affection. That's my job.
What I’m doing with my life
Splitting my time between Afghanistan and Germany. This is making dating difficult, and Kaiserslautern has me bored out of my mind. Could you be my drinking buddy?
I’m really good at
Turning anything into an argument about feminism. Example:

Matt: You just have to make everything an argument about feminism, don't you? I mean, I could say, "I like the Beatles," and you could make it about feminism.
Me: You know Paul McCartney beat his wife?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a muppet or I'm dancing like one in my car. Also, I have a badass nerd tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Sometimes a Great Notion by Ken Kesey
Country of my Skull by Antjie Krog
The Secret Life of Saeed by Emil Habiby
Blindness by Jose Saramago
Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin
La Douleur by Marguerite Duras
Right now I'm listening to Enemies: A History of the FBI by Tim Weiner and reading The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass.

Movies:
Apocalypse Now
Audition
Let the Right One In
All the President's Men (of course)
Burnt by the Sun
Shaun of the Dead

Music:
I worship the ground that Kathleen Hanna walks on. And today I'm really into Kitty Pryde. I'm not even shitting you. She's like the teenage stalker inside of me struggling to get out.

Food:
I would kill to get a real sopapilla. Haven't seen one in years. You could humor me by taking me to a Middle Eastern place on a first date so I could try to show off my Arabic and fail.
The six things I could never do without
1 & 2) Beast and Zombie, my cats, in no particular order.
3) My posse of homegirls. (Without these ladies I would curl up in the sock drawer and sleep for days.)
4) My teddy bear Friederich (No relation to Nietzsche. In fact I would throw Nietzsche in front of a train.)
5) Internet videos of baby sloths and porcupines
6) My stovetop espresso maker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
feminism, genocide, ethics, FOIAs, natural-language processing, Emilio Estevez jokes, and OMG I WANT A PUPPYYYYY!!!1!1!
On a typical Friday night I am
1) Wrapping up season 6 of Mad Men, sympathizing with Peggy, and wishing I had real-life local friends in Germany to go hang with
OR
2) drinking with my housemates and playing a board game in Kabul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am secretly a swamp creature. Glurbleblurble. Squish splotch sploosh.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you're a feminist. If you don't want to call yourself a feminist, we're just not going to work out. And if you send me an email about how much you hate feminists because we are all obnoxious ogres and Nazis, I will flag your message and try to have you kicked off this site.

Now that we've got that out of the way, here are some tips for getting me to actually reply to your message:
1) Have a good lede.
2) Make it clear you actually read my profile and didn't just look at my pics.
3) Mention how much you love feminism. If possible, say something that demonstrates you understand the patriarchy. (If not possible, avoid this subject.)
4) Be funny. I get bored easily.
5) Ask me a question I'm actually eager to answer. This is a tough one, but I encourage you to try. It will give me an incentive to write back.
Let the games begin!