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Dworkilicious

29 F Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Farsi (Okay), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
By way of introduction, I give you a song a friend wrote about me in the style of Wesley Willis:

YOU ARE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT KARL MARX
YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT HISTORY
I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY
YOU REALLY WHUP THE HYENA'S ASS

...

YOU WORK AS A JOURNALIST
YOU ARE GOOD IN BED
YOU CAN DO QUANTUM PHYSICS
YOU ARE NOT SCARED OF GETTING MUGGED

...

YOU ARE STRONG
YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE
YOU PLAY THE GUITAR
YOU KICKED BIRDMAN'S ASS

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK OVER CHICAGO
LAMBSKIN CONDOMS: AS GOOD AS HUMAN ORIFICES CAN GET

I'm not actually a Wesley Willis fan, so thankfully my friend just wrote the lyrics and didn't make me listen to him yowling them like a schizophrenic homeless man who head-butts people to show affection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Atlanta to start a history PhD after 1.5 years or so traveling the globe. I know nothing about the area and have never lived anywhere in the South before. Maybe [you] can show me around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning anything into an argument about feminism. Example:

Matt: You just have to make everything an argument about feminism, don't you? I mean, I could say, "I like the Beatles," and you could make it about feminism.
Me: You know Paul McCartney beat his wife?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like a muppet or I'm dancing like one in my car. Also, I have a badass nerd tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Sometimes a Great Notion by Ken Kesey
Country of my Skull by Antjie Krog
The Secret Life of Saeed by Emil Habiby
Blindness by Jose Saramago
Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin
La Douleur by Marguerite Duras
Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA by Tim Weiner
And for the next five to 10 years I'll be spending 90 percent of my time reading about African history and violence.

Movies:
Apocalypse Now
Audition
Let the Right One In
All the President's Men (of course)
Burnt by the Sun
Shaun of the Dead

Music:
I worship the ground that Kathleen Hanna walks on. I also have a thousand hearts for The Mountain Goats.

Food:
I would kill to get a real sopapilla. Haven't seen one in years. You could humor me by taking me to a Middle Eastern place on a first date so I could try to show off my Arabic and fail.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 & 2) Beast and Zombie, my cats, in no particular order.
3) My posse of homegirls. (Without these ladies I would curl up in the sock drawer and sleep for days.)
4) My teddy bear Friederich (No relation to Nietzsche. In fact I would throw Nietzsche in front of a train.)
5) Internet videos of baby sloths and porcupines
6) My stovetop espresso maker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
feminism, genocide, ethics, FOIAs, natural-language processing, Emilio Estevez jokes, and OMG I WANT A PUPPYYYYY!!!1!1!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading? Doing homework? Going out dancing? I haven't figured out yet how I'm going to roll in Atlanta.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am secretly a swamp creature. Glurbleblurble. Squish splotch sploosh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a feminist. If you don't want to call yourself a feminist, we're just not going to work out. And before you write me some hateful screed about how I am a psycho Nazi bitch for being a feminist, think to yourself: are there better things I could do with these next five minutes? If not, I think you should re-examine the life choices that have brought you to this point.

Now that we've got that out of the way, here are some tips for getting me to actually reply to your message:
1) Have a good lede.
2) Make it clear you actually read my profile and didn't just look at my pics.
3) Mention how much you love feminism. If possible, say something that demonstrates you understand the patriarchy. (If not possible, avoid this subject.)
4) Be funny. I get bored easily.
5) Ask me a question I'm actually eager to answer. This is a tough one, but I encourage you to try. It will give me an incentive to write back.
Let the games begin!