Why are you so nosy? Fine, fine, I'll play along. Originally from
Detroit, moved to LA a few years ago, and there's still a million
things i haven't done or seen yet. So feel free to toss out an
I feel bad for people who stand in front of me at concerts because
I tend to sing really loudly along with the songs. I'm aware that
they didn't spend $25 to hear me sing, but I kinda can't help
People say I'm smart, but they have never evaluated my math and
science skills. I like to think I'm just really good at faking
What I’m doing with my life
I have a car and I don't live with my parents. I consider that a
I’m really good at
Saying exactly what you didn't think I was going to say. I'm also
pretty good at first date sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, doesn't this depend on what you normally notice first about
people? We can just say eyes and be happy with it. Other than that,
I tend to be loud and outgoing, but only in endearing ways.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some people use this to list hundreds of bands and movies that no
one has ever heard of, apparently in an effort to impress me and
make me feel stupid, and make me think they're way more in tune to
popular culture than I am. And while that may be true, I will point
out that I have a minor in Popular Culture, so that makes me,
technically, formally educated on the topic. So even if I have two
favorite bands (Hold Steady and OAR) that you might think are
totally 2007, and my favorite movie is A Few Good Men, which came
out in 1992 (I can't help that nothing has topped it) and the last
book I read was a sportswriting compilation, that doesn't mean
you're better than me. But then again, maybe it does.
I'm a big TV guy, and love a good serial drama or well-done sitcom.
I DVR the Daily Show and Colbert, and there's never a bad time for
30 Rock or Parks and Rec. Gotta love Louie the League and Sunny.
I'm even standing by the post-Steve Carell Office. It's not that
bad, it's just not as good as it used to be. Big difference. I
watched Lost in its entirety in a month, and the first three
seasons of Friday Night Lights in two weeks, and all of Breaking
Bad in about two weeks. So I guess you could say I like TV binges
from time to time. If I was smart enough to write TV dramas, I'd
want to write those three shows.
The six things I could never do without
Air conditioning is fun, also shirts, pants and underwear, not
because i am fashionable, but mainly because it would be creepy if
I was just walking around naked everywhere. So that's four things.
Food is good for nutritional purposes. And, I dunno, hot air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I just offended the last person I talked to. But hey, if you're
gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is intrusive, but whatever. Possibly drinking, at a bar,
interacting with people, enjoying stuff. Maybe breaking into water
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That when I was 12, me and three of my friends followed the
railroad tracks to go see a dead body.
You should message me if
You have a big personality and a good sense of humor. You can teach
me how to cook or overcome my irrational fear of indoor birds. Or
maybe you want to go to comedy shows, and get to know each other
over a few beers.
Confidence is the sexiest trait any person can have. I don't care
what you look like, if you don't believe you're awesome, than how
It's a bonus if you like sports (a BIG bonus if you like the Lions,
Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings or Wolverines).