Alrighty, pour yourself a whiskey and read the remainder of this profile with an English accent as it will be some time before you stumble across a spicier gal than me, with a wit that will keep you on your toes. I should clarify, I am not from the UK...though my internal dialogue is often a lofty British accent or a slow southern drawl, depending on the situation and players. But what comes out of my mouth is more of a fast talking smart ass. Looking for a partner in crime to properly assess the true ranking of all other humans in my pet project to judge the planet. They will thank me later. And as my partner you will be exempt from all judgement. Maybe.
In all honesty, I have learned that the numbers on the scale may go up and down, just as the digits in a bank account may do, these are not what define a person. Ideally, I am looking for the unchangable in a man.
I have also learned that there are some things we can't buy or fix, like: sincerity, integrity and compassion. They turn me on and they override most blemishes and are more attractive than any label.
If you have the sensibilities (& looks) of Stephen Merchant, I might fall completely, hopelessly and steadfastly in love with you.
Oh, I am wickedly funny (I did stand-up for several years...successfully), my imagination is more twisted than most & I have a pretty (as in fairly or very) expressive face. Also, I crank call my mother once a week.