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CptPyjamas

26 F Heaton, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:15pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm selective and polyamorous. I'm extremely witty, send amazing Snapchats, and rarely win at boardgames*.

The boardgames I like are Carcassone, King of Toyko, Ticket to Ride, Cards Against Humanity. You should share your favourites with me.

I'm easily pleased and I'll laugh at my own jokes if you refuse to be funny. I'm not short enough to be a thing, just short enough to make everyone feel like they're a reasonable height. I'm not easily offended unless you start talking crap about Southerners and then... well there's not much I can do, I put myself in the one place I'd be outnumbered (the north). I don't drink but you should because it is hilarious and I will remember and tell you the next day every awkward wank story you told.

If you think tea is a matter of "weak or strong" rather than a more complex mix of brewing time and milk volumes and types, then... I don't like it don't do that. Also please no dates at Starbucks. Unless you're like, really cool.

If you're only looking for single people, why are you giving me high ratings? I can see you!

*I'm lying. I win all the time. I just find if you say you don't win, people don't try as hard to beat you.
You should message me if
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Too many words, this is better.

Like some of these:
drinking tea - board games - rollerskating - smoking - walking dogs - learning and sharing trivia - Lego - baking - puns - bad jokes - sarcasm - amusing wank stories - breakfast - low skill/high fun art projects - mocking day time TV - X-Men

Not scared off by these:
non-monogamy - inconsistent hangouts - pyjamas in social settings - wildly varied and poor taste in music

Please pass this test:
-you live within an hour's travel of me/regularly visit or would visit Newcastle
-you won't talk about sex in a creepy way in the first message
-you don't think someone is better (or worse) because they're some sort of minority
-you won't be grumpy if I'm not interested in you
-you're going to give me a good reason to reply to you. Good banter, questions, that sort of thing. Sex offers don't count

Currently available positions:
-Friends. People I have shit in common with, via Facebook, Snapchat and occasionally in real life.
-Happily non-monogamous woman (or women I guess? I'm not that busy) for some seriously half-arsed attempts at dating.
-People who want to learn stuff from me/teach me stuff via OKC's messaging service.

*Terms and conditions apply as follows: I'm terrible at consistency, so you have to accept that sometimes I'll see a person every day for a week and then I might disappear for two months and come back asking for a favour. I kind of expect the same kind of thing from others. That goes even if we were dating.
And, I'm not going to date or sleep with anyone until I know and trust them. It's really not that hard to be my friend though. Show up once in a while, give me biscuits, that sort of thing.


If you've got this far, you should message me, you lazy coward. If you don't know what to say just tell me anything (within reason) or send me your Snapchat username.