One of the greatest things about being friends with me is that I am sarcastically overdramatic. This way when stuff happens to me, it's not scary, it's just playing at dramatic grownup stuff. Like when I have a bit of a sore neck and decide I most definitely have glandular fever, and could die.
I like to play boardgames, walk my dog, build Lego, smoke, trade puns, create things, and hang out with people who will teach me new things and that I can impress with my facts and wit. My snapchats, so I've been told, are hilarious.
I'm moderate in all things. I don't eat too much, smoke too much, or complain too much, and I believe neither that all men are rapists, nor that fake rape claims are a problem men face. I think racism is a problem in our culture, but not that everything white people do is a problem. I think society should treat trans people better as a whole, but I don't think sexual attraction to trans people is required in all people. I both sigh at and enjoy Tumblr, Reddit and Facebook.
I'm poly, which means I can have more than one open relationship at a time. Or a relationship and casual things on the side. Or none of those things, I like the freedom of choice. I'm only romantically and sexually interested in those who feel likewise. I'm bisexual, because I'm twice as picky as most people.
If you send me a message that makes me laugh, makes me think, teaches me something or is about your dog, you'll more than likely get a serious reply. Half-arsed, copy/pasted or crudely sexual messages will be ignored or trolled.
My best friend in the entire universe is BellBookKindle. We have similar taste in humans and we talk about the messages we receive. So keep that in mind.
I'm often sarcastic but I'm sincere when it matters. I appreciate occasionally brutal honesty, a sense of humour that bounces off mine, and an ability to not take yourself too seriously. I think the best kind of people treat sex the way they do any other hobby--fun, but optional. I'm super chill about how often I contact my friends and it varies wildly depending on how life is, and I expect the same from them.