28 Heaton, UK
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My self-summary
Thinking of messaging me? Entertain me! I love facts, jokes, puns, anecdotes and nonsense. I'm currently looking for friends who want to text and snapchat all day and turn up when I say "want to hang out in half an hour?" Sometimes I want to date the people who do that, but don't go counting on it.

My pet hate is people who are "looking for people who are single, for new friends"

Ginger / medium-small / piercings / dyke-chic / excellent hip-to-waist ratio (fact) / usually pyjamaed / originated down south but never going back

Sarcastic / witty / politically curious / dorky, nerdy AND geeky / full of anecdotes / slightly too honest / amusingly overdramatic / excellent in a crisis / clumsy. Like so very clumsy

Poly / bi / friends before considering dating

Boyfriend / bestie whose approval you must win / another boyfriend

Walks / dogs / classic rock music / smoking / eating / board games / trading facts, puns and stories / making people laugh / making stuff

Moderate in all views / chilled out / anti-extremism, including Tumblr and Reddit's worst opinions / atheist / pro-happiness and freedom for everyone

The people I like most make me laugh unexpectedly, make me feel good about myself without being super emotional about it, have well-researched opinions, don't take themselves or their relationships too seriously, and get excited about learning new things. Skills at word play and good eyebrows a definite bonus. I might require you to tell me I'm the best on command.

If you've made it this far without being concerned, good. Here are some reasons why being friends with me is great:
-I remember what stuff you like
-I give presents for no reason at all
-I'm really understanding if you have to cancel plans last minute
-My taste in music will make you feel better about your own
-I will make you laugh
-I'm really good at sharing
-You can tell me the same joke over and over and I'll keep laughing at it
-My bestie is much cooler than me and I'll let you be her friend too