Like some of these:
drinking tea - board games - rollerskating - smoking - walking dogs - learning and sharing trivia - Lego - baking - puns - bad jokes - sarcasm - amusing wank stories - breakfast - low skill/high fun art projects - mocking day time TV
Not scared off by these:
non-monogamy - inconsistent hangouts - pyjamas in social settings - wildly varied and poor taste in music - mild issues with anxiety
Please pass this test:
-you live within an hour's travel of me/regularly visit or would visit Newcastle
-you won't talk about sex in a creepy way in the first message
-you don't think someone is better (or worse) because they're some sort of minority
-you won't be grumpy if I'm not interested in you
Currently available positions:
-Friends. People I have shit in common with, via Facebook, Snapchat and occasionally in real life.
-Happily non-monogamous woman (or women I guess? I'm not that busy) for some seriously half-arsed attempts at dating.
-People who want to learn stuff from me/teach me stuff via OKC's messaging service.
*Terms and conditions apply as follows: I'm terrible at consistency, so you have to accept that sometimes I'll see a person every day for a week and then I might disappear for two months and come back asking for a favour. I kind of expect the same kind of thing from others. That goes even if we were dating.
And, I'm not going to date or sleep with anyone until I know and trust them. It's really not that hard to be my friend though. Show up once in a while, give me biscuits, that sort of thing.
If you've got this far, you should message me I guess? If you don't know what to say just tell me anything (within reason) or send me your Snapchat username.