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CptPyjamas

27 Heaton, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:34am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thinking of messaging me? Entertain me! I love facts, jokes, puns, anecdotes and wank stories.

Ginger / medium-small / piercings / dyke-chic / excellent hip-to-waist ratio (fact) / usually pyjamaed / originated down south

Sarcastic / witty / politically curious / dorky, nerdy AND geeky / full of anecdotes / slightly too honest / amusingly overdramatic / excellent in a crisis / clumsy. Like so very clumsy

Poly / bi / friends before considering dating / dating positions currently not available

Long-term relationship / seeing someone / bestie whose approval you must win

Walks / dogs / classic rock music / smoking / eating / board games / trading facts, puns and stories / making people laugh / making stuff

Moderate in all views / chilled out / anti-extremism, including Tumblr and Reddit's worst opinions / atheist / pro-happiness and freedom for everyone

The people I like most make me laugh unexpectedly, make me feel good about myself without being super emotional about it, have well-researched opinions, don't take themselves or their relationships too seriously, and get excited about learning new things. Skills at word play and good eyebrows a definite bonus. I might require you to tell me I'm the best on command.