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CptPyjamas

27 Heaton, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:50pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm just looking for like-minded people to hang out with, so that means local people. If after we hang out we both want to date, cool. If not, also cool. If you message me, give it some effort, because like, start how you mean to go on, if more than four words is too much then bugger off, I like friends who talk a lot. Too much, if possible.

I am very overdramatic in the most pleasing way possible.

I like to play boardgames, walk my dog, build Lego, smoke, trade puns, create things, and hang out with people who will teach me new things and that I can impress with my facts and wit. My snapchats, so I've been told, are hilarious.

I'm moderate in all things, except when I'm overdramatic for lols. I don't eat too much, smoke too much (that's not strictly true oops), or complain too much, and I believe neither that all men are rapists, nor that fake rape claims are a problem men generally face. I think racism is a problem in our culture, but not that everything white people do is a problem. I think society should treat trans people better as a whole, but I don't think sexual attraction to trans people is required in all people. I both sigh at and enjoy Tumblr, Reddit and Facebook.

I'm poly, so I can have more than one open relationship at a time. Or a relationship and casual things on the side. Or none of those things, I like the freedom of choice. I'm only romantically and sexually interested in those who feel likewise. I'm bisexual, because I'm twice as picky as most people.

My best friend in the entire universe is BellBookKindle. We have similar taste in humans and we talk about the messages we receive. So keep that in mind. You can also check out my boyfriend Not-Djikstra if you're that way inclined, he's much better than his profile implies.

I'm often sarcastic but I'm sincere when it matters. I appreciate occasionally brutal honesty, a sense of humour that bounces off mine, and an ability to not take yourself too seriously. I think the best kind of people treat sex the way they do any other hobby--fun, but optional. I'm super chill about how often I contact my friends and it varies wildly depending on how life is, and I expect the same from them.

If you send me a message that makes me laugh, makes me think, teaches me something or is about your dog, you'll more than likely get a serious reply. Half-arsed, copy/pasted or crudely sexual messages will be ignored or trolled.