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DykeKnight

26 F Heaton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:19am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Too many words, this is better.

Like some of these:
drinking tea - board games - rollerskating - smoking - walking dogs - learning and sharing trivia - Lego - baking - puns - bad jokes - sarcasm - amusing wank stories - breakfast - low skill/high fun art projects - mocking day time TV

Not scared off by these:
non-monogamy - inconsistent hangouts - pyjamas in social settings - wildly varied and poor taste in music - mild issues with anxiety

Please pass this test:
-you live within an hour's travel of me/regularly visit or would visit Newcastle
-you won't talk about sex in the first message
-you don't think someone is better because they're some sort of minority
-you won't be grumpy if I'm not interested in you

Don't be coy, what are your intentions? Let me know which, all these things are available:
-casual friends
-besties
-go on an actual date
-let's date but we don't have to do formal dates
-friends, then maybe do casual sex sometimes
-you just know me somehow already and want to say hi
-you just want to chat online and that's it
-you haven't decided yet but you promise to tell me when you do, so I can do something about it
-we're already friends, but you're going to message me pretending we're not so I can judge if I'm being too harsh on strangers
-I just seem like I would be the funniest Cards Against Humanity player and you want to be dazzled by my wit

Don't do that thing where you go "ohh... maybe... I'll save to favourites and message later..." Just message me anything at all, if you've passed the first three parts you'll do fine. Look, do this if you're struggling:
"Hi, I'm [name/trait]
I'm messaging because [from list]
Here's a funny story about me [story]
Here's something I'd like to know about you [question]."

You can even use that as a base for messaging someone else, I love to help. But if you get married because of me you owe me a small gift.