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DykeTyke

39 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Hindi (Poorly), Sanskrit (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well... I've given up a life of debauchery for a life of hermitage. And yet, here I am somehow wondering what I really want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll? Heady discourse, big words, grand ideas? Couch lounging, interweb surfing, sleeping all day? Sports, healthy food, clean living? Whips, chains, and who's your daddy? I need help deciding. Or maybe I just need help. Professionally.

I am pucillanimous, profligate, and phantasmagorical
What I’m doing with my life
Psht. If the answer is not living the life of an 19th century decadent, then what's the use?
I’m really good at
stuff. and junk.
The first things people usually notice about me
eyes, smile, humor. Or was it grating personality, deformed mug, and halitosis? Gah, I can't keep these darned alter egos straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. [Updates abound--"you've changed man..."] Anything by Nietzsche, Foucault, Sacher-Masoc, Bataille. Some things by Heidegger, Deleuze, Derrida, Sade, Marx, even Sartre (yes, I know) [wait, I take it back. No Sartre love. Replace all Sartre love with more Marx love]. (Been cheating on the dirty Europeans with Sci-fi. But, shhh... don't tell them. They'll alert the monkeys.) [Been cheating on the sci-fi with dissertation madness: post-colonialism, feminism, and hermeneutics for the win. Did I say win? Maybe not. Either way, don't tell anyone. They'll tell the monkeys. And then where will I be? Typing on all those typewriters all alone? Who'll do my work for me then?]

B. Supertroopers, But Im a Cheerleader, House of Yes, 8 femmes, Giallo, and all the obscure crap you can find. B-Movie mayhem for the win. I have recently branched out to Lesbian romcoms (especially revenge movies--lesbian revenge IS the ultimate romcom) and vampire flicks. OkCupid didn't ask for TV shows. Cause its shy. But I know what it means. I'll answer anyway. [Classic:] Archer, Monty Python, No Heroes, Dead Set, The Middleman, Poirot, Arrested Development, Futurama, Farscape, Firefly, The L-Word, Rizzoli & Isles, True Blood, etc. [Shows I'm watching now (to be null and void whenever sharks start jumping):] Community, The Good Wife, Fringe, Supernatural, Grimm, Castle, Elementary, Venture Brothers, etc.

C. Gah! My Love/Hate relationship with music conflicts with my ideological principles and thus I also have an anger/shame complex about it all. Stop pressuring me!!!

D. So much. Though I am veggie. Lemon-fish at Yuan? Burgers at Paryse? (wait! Did it close down?)Sandwiches at that Vietnamese place. You know the one? there is more. I can't decide.
The six things I could never do without
1. Closet full of monkeys
2. Closet full of typewriters
3. Techmo-science-ology (a closet-full, you ask?--read and find out)
4. A tub full of surrealists
5. Bob's your uncle
6. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more know what I mean?*
On a typical Friday night I am
hiding from monkeys. and typewriters. Wait, my overlord--ahem, I mean... my life-style management executive just told me that on Friday nights I am definitely "NOT a vanguard for the assimilation." So there.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you are entertaining and a barrel o' monkeys. cheap monkeys. Who can type. Or, if you are a tub full of surrealists. DO NOT message me if Bob's your uncle. I hate that guy.

Or, if you are wondering why I haven't messaged you. It's probably because I think Bob's your uncle. Don't get me wrong. You are attractive and interesting. It is just that I'm skittish when it comes to the potential Bob-as-uncle endowed. Especially online. People often hide their true uncle-as-Bob natures online. Let me know he's not your uncle and it'll be fine. If I believe you.

I recently got some Bob-radar implants into my gray matter. So, as much as I love chatting online... I'd prefer to meet in person sooner than later, in a public place, so the Bobdar(TM) can assure me of your Bob-innocence. [Side effects include taking some weird obscure joke about Bob too far, explosive amnesia, getting tired of sending messages to people and it never working out, and still being on here anyway.]

UPDATE!: I've got a partner and a girlfriend and finished my thesis and looking for work and... and... and... life is as full now as my ego and heart. So... I'm sorry I didn't get back to you. Wuh wuh. *hangs head in shame* On a positive note, I see when you look at my profile. And sometimes (only if you are into that) I take it to the spank bank. Otherwise, I respectfully appreciate what a wonderful person you are and imagine us in an orgy--wait, no, I mean: imagine us in wonderfully mutually engaging friendship. With benefits. HAH. :P