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DykeTyke

39 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:52pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Hindi (Poorly), Sanskrit (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well... I've given up a life of debauchery for a life of hermitage. And yet, here I am somehow wondering what I really want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll? Heady discourse, big words, grand ideas? Couch lounging, interweb surfing, sleeping all day? Sports, healthy food, clean living? Whips, chains, and who's your daddy? I need help deciding. Or maybe I just need help. Professionally.

I am pucillanimous, profligate, and phantasmagorical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Psht. If the answer is not living the life of an 19th century decadent, then what's the use?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff. and junk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes, smile, humor. Or was it grating personality, deformed mug, and halitosis? Gah, I can't keep these darned alter egos straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. [Updates abound--"you've changed man..."] Anything by Nietzsche, Foucault, Sacher-Masoc, Bataille. Some things by Heidegger, Deleuze, Derrida, Sade, Marx, even Sartre (yes, I know) [wait, I take it back. No Sartre love. Replace all Sartre love with more Marx love]. (Been cheating on the dirty Europeans with Sci-fi. But, shhh... don't tell them. They'll alert the monkeys.) [Been cheating on the sci-fi with dissertation madness: post-colonialism, feminism, and hermeneutics for the win. Did I say win? Maybe not. Either way, don't tell anyone. They'll tell the monkeys. And then where will I be? Typing on all those typewriters all alone? Who'll do my work for me then?]

B. Supertroopers, But Im a Cheerleader, House of Yes, 8 femmes, Giallo, and all the obscure crap you can find. B-Movie mayhem for the win. I have recently branched out to Lesbian romcoms (especially revenge movies--lesbian revenge IS the ultimate romcom) and vampire flicks. OkCupid didn't ask for TV shows. Cause its shy. But I know what it means. I'll answer anyway. [Classic:] Archer, Monty Python, No Heroes, Dead Set, The Middleman, Poirot, Arrested Development, Futurama, Farscape, Firefly, The L-Word, Rizzoli & Isles, True Blood, etc. [Shows I'm watching now (to be null and void whenever sharks start jumping):] Community, The Good Wife, Fringe, Supernatural, Grimm, Castle, Elementary, Venture Brothers, etc.

C. Gah! My Love/Hate relationship with music conflicts with my ideological principles and thus I also have an anger/shame complex about it all. Stop pressuring me!!!

D. So much. Though I am veggie. Lemon-fish at Yuan? Burgers at Paryse? (wait! Did it close down?)Sandwiches at that Vietnamese place. You know the one? there is more. I can't decide.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Closet full of monkeys
2. Closet full of typewriters
3. Techmo-science-ology (a closet-full, you ask?--read and find out)
4. A tub full of surrealists
5. Bob's your uncle
6. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more know what I mean?*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff. and junk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hiding from monkeys. and typewriters. Wait, my overlord--ahem, I mean... my life-style management executive just told me that on Friday nights I am definitely "NOT a vanguard for the assimilation." So there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my privates
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are entertaining and a barrel o' monkeys. cheap monkeys. Who can type. Or, if you are a tub full of surrealists. DO NOT message me if Bob's your uncle. I hate that guy.

Or, if you are wondering why I haven't messaged you. I realize that most women get lots of messages, many from people of questionable character. I'm not that interested in being lost in a sea of douchebaggery.

I've got a partner and a girlfriend and a boyfriend and finished my thesis and looking for work and... and... and... life is as full now as my ego and heart.

LIMITED WHILE SUPPLIES LAST: I'm having a fun Montreal summer with lots of time on my hands and want to meet people and have fun! Message me!