I like joke and make smart ass comments, but I do it to make people or myself laugh, not to insult. Think of Statler and Waldorf on Sesame Street.
How else do I talk about myself without sounding like an egotist? Don't think I can so go for broke.
Some people think Im awesome, some think Im not. I think Im the former. If people don't like me its because our personalities clash so I don't surround myself with such people. I can be funny, mainly when Im the butt of my own joke. I can laugh at myself so therefore I can laugh at others.
I rub some people the wrong way sometimes but oddly enough, I get along with most people because I don't pretend to be someone Im not.
Even with my somewhat antagonistic personality, Im quite humble and thankful. I tend not to gloat or brag about how amazing I am (except for now of course) as Im trying to depict a clear picture of myself. I take care of the people in my life with as much and support I can give even if its little things like help cook for niece's birthday so my sister doesn't have to do everything.
Summarize it like this: Caring individual who loves schadenfreude. (Im 2nd gen German, so that's genetic. :P)