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28 South Lake Tahoe, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'd rather hate you for everything you are,
Than ever love you for something you are not.
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am,
Than ever love me for something that I can't."

I am Kevin, Harbinger of Game Night, Lord of the Friend Zone, Arguer of Semantics, Eater of All the Food! To know me is to know nerdiness in truest form!

I have quite a few friends (a number that would have surprised me when I was younger), and you're welcome to be one of them!
Or you could fall for me romantically... nobody's done that yet, you'd be unique, a pioneer, boldly going where no female has gone before! If not, oh well, I'm sure someone will eventually... right? O_o
If you don't want to be my friend, I don't really care (see the song quote above). I may be weird, strange, and overall odd, but I like who I am and to hell with anyone who disagrees. Not that there aren't a few things I'd change about myself if I had a bit more motivation (I'm a tad overweight... also single =P), but overall I'm me. If I changed into someone else, then who would be me? Nobody, and that'd be a dayum shame (If you read that in Tycus Findley's voice, you're doing it right).

Have no fear talking to me, I can almost guarantee that I'm more awkward than you. I play a lot of games online, and could always use more people on my friend lists. And if you decide to nope the hell away after talking to me a bit, feel free (I'm kinda used to it at this point ~_~).

Now that you have ventured this far, I challenge you to read further... if you dare! *dramatic flourish of cape* ...dammit, there was supposed to be lightning during that...
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing, and trying to get better at both. There's also a lot of sleeping involved, and a fair amount of hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing things, daydreaming, playing too many games (if there is such a thing), sneaking up on people unintentionally (see below), making bad jokes... or am I bad at making good jokes? Hmm...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm right behind them. No really, I've got more jump scares under my belt than most of the horror movies this decade combined, and I can count on one hand the number of them that were intentional ~_~;
Once I'm spotted, people tend to notice that I'm a huge geek (get it? Because of my size... haha... ha... oh shut up)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy Fantasy and Sci-fi, generally stuff that's very thoughtful and character-centric. Sadly, I don't read nearly enough books anymore, but I do keep up on a fair number of manga and webcomics.

DISCLAIMER: The following are by no means exhaustive lists. It is simply what I thought of at the time.
SHOWS: House, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Firefly, Last Week Tonight, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Slayers (+Next and Try), Code Geass, Steins;Gate, Full-Metal Alchemist (original AND Brotherhood, both are great), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Black Butler, Darker Than Black, Dragon Ball Z: Abridged, RWBY.
MOVIES: The Avengers, Grandma's Boy, Serenity, Princess Mononoke, The Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Christmas Vacation, Dragonheart, Intersteller (it was... steller? Ahaha... that was awful), Tangled, Wall-E, Kung-Fu Panda, The Original Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Matrix, Smokin' Aces, The Italian Job.

My Pandora stations:
My main Spotify playlist:
Totally not an attempt to RickRoll you:
Some awesome songs not on Pandora or Spotify:

Sushi, pizza, pasta, burgers, most anything with bacon, steak, babies, burritos, mashed potatoes, pie, food in general... you know, exclusion is the better method here: I dislike raw onions and have little to no tolerance for spicy food.

Games, because WHY ISN'T THIS ON HERE!?
Playing right now: Pokemon: Alpha Sapphire, Warframe, Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, Super Smash Brothers U, League of Legends, One Finger Death Punch, D&D 4e.
Previously played: Tons of stuff, just ask me. This is a topic I can talk about for ages.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet (I tried this once... It did not go well)
Intelligent conversations
Plenty of sleep
A pair of sunglasses (No seriously, I'm freaking blind in sunlight)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does common sense seem horribly rare?
Why do people still start smoking cigarettes?
What will the next big scientific breakthrough be, and how will humans misuse it?
Is my love life doomed like an exploding planet because I'm looking for love in Aldaraan places?
If I actually created even a fraction of the ideas in my head, would I be rich and/or famous?
What should I eat?
Why do I seem to scare off the women on this site? (Seriously, this one bothers the crap out of me)
How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? (Answer: ALL OF IT)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Monster Hunter, League, or Smash Bros. with friends until I go to work. Such is the life of graveyard shift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first anime I ever watched? ...Sailor Moon. I blame childhood.
You should message me if
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- You actually managed to stick around this long.
- You somehow found my jokes humorous.
- You need someone to queue with on League of Legends who isn't terrible.
- You just feel like it.