Than ever love you for something you are not.
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am,
Than ever love me for something that I can't."
I am Kevin, Harbinger of Game Night, Lord of the Friend Zone, Arguer of Semantics, Eater of All the Food! To know me is to know nerdiness in truest form!
I have quite a few friends (a number that would have surprised me when I was younger), and you're welcome to be one of them!
Or you could fall for me romantically... nobody's done that yet, you'd be unique, a pioneer, boldly going where no female has gone before! If not, oh well, I'm sure someone will eventually... right? O_o
If you don't want to be my friend, I don't really care (see the song quote above). I may be weird, strange, and overall odd, but I like who I am and to hell with anyone who disagrees. Not that there aren't a few things I'd change about myself if I had a bit more motivation (I'm a tad overweight... also single =P), but overall I'm me. If I changed into someone else, then who would be me? Nobody, and that'd be a dayum shame (If you read that in Tycus Findley's voice, you're doing it right).
Have no fear talking to me, I can almost guarantee that I'm more awkward than you. I play a lot of games online, and could always use more people on my friend lists. And if you decide to nope the hell away after talking to me a bit, feel free (I'm kinda used to it at this point ~_~).
Now that you have ventured this far, I challenge you to read further... if you dare! *dramatic flourish of cape* ...dammit, there was supposed to be lightning during that...