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43 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've just returned to New York City after years away. It's always felt a little like home here, and my family, including a niece and nephew, are near.

I find it hard to summarize myself. Here, why don't you read a few fun snippets from my life instead?

1. One of the best parts of living in San Diego were the Friday happy hours overlooking the beach. The oceanography institute served good beer, and everyone would come, hang out, and watch the sun set over the Pacific.
2. I went to the summer Olympics in Atlanta in 1996, where it was hot as hell, and the greatest athletes from around the world were repeatedly subjected to American crowds dancing The Macarena.
3. I had an Italian roommate in Berkeley who'd make pasta for all the Italian grad students and postdocs, and then we'd drive over the Bay Bridge en masse and go dancing in the city.
4. I celebrated one New Year's Eve by stealing a bottle of Bacardi 151 and stumbling along the beach in St. Thomas. I was 10.
5. One of my favorite memories of Paris was rollerblading around the city with hundreds of Parisians, accompanied by rollerblading French cops in uniforms and shorts. It was very innocent and communal.

I'm looking for someone intelligent, fun, progressive, and down-to-earth. Capacities for silliness and sarcasm appreciated in equal measures.
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished a data science course and am figuring out where to apply my new skills.
I’m really good at
Oh, I have my strengths.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have a claw or anything, if that's what you're worried about. I had that thing removed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pale Fire, The New York Trilogy, Everything is Illuminated, Lost Horizon, Motherless Brooklyn, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, A Confederacy of Dunces, Into Thin Air.

Movies: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Cabin in the Woods, Almost Famous, Field of Dreams, Junebug, Fish Tank, Throw Momma from the Train, The Dark Knight, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, The Lord of the Rings, 28 Days Later.

Music: My own completely unique eclectic assortment. Just like everyone else. But I spend less time curating than some.

Food: I'm pescatarian, and eat quantities of fruits and vegetables proscribed by typical American notions of masculinity.

Television: Fargo, Hannibal, Elementary, Grimm, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Dexter, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
The six things I could never do without
Flora in my food
Gathering places
On a typical Friday night I am
My coven meets Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It was my idea to increase the shelf life of packaged foods by injecting them with preservatives. Don't hate! It seemed like a really good idea at the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to get a drink at a sidewalk cafe and people-comment.

You're okay with meandering, by bike or foot.

You can stay awake through a movie.