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Fermit-The-Krog

22 Jackson Heights, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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"I'd like to be brought back as a hologram one day, but instead of rapping I'd just disappoint everyone with lots of shitty puns."
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated, then I worked with an independent book publisher, then a big magazine, and now with a media startup.

Wondering why I have such difficulty opening cereal packaging.

Spending more time on netflix scrolling through my options than I spend actually watching things.

Trying to read as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a quip, listening to people, mixing drinks, ignoring the voices in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors instead of books: Palahniuk, Auster, Vonnegut, Nabokov, Anderson, and many many others.

Movies: I think the Toy Story series might be the greatest film trilogy of all time. The Godfather series (the first two movies, at any rate) is also great. Beyond those, I really love Little Miss Sunshine, Animal House, Young Frankenstein, and countless others.

Shows: TV is cool again, so a lot of stuff.

Music: Arctic Monkeys, Bon Iver, Foo Fighters, Fountains of Wayne, Foxygen, The Flaming Lips, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tame Impala, The Pixies, The Replacements, and The Hold Steady

Also recent I've gotten into this new band called the Beatles.

Food's pretty boss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Books
My guitar
Things to laugh at
FoodWaterOxygen (aren't I clever?!)
Showers?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar, the Jets/Mets/Rangers, that moment when you pour a bowl of cereal only to realize the milk's expired and so you feel completely forsaken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dressed up like a spider and fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once told a college interviewer that I moonlight as a superhero when she asked about my activities outside of the classroom (see above). I didn't get into that school.

I've also developed a healthy affinity for cardigans.

The first few episodes of Friday Night Lights made me feel things I never thought I could feel.
You should message me if
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You want to hear jokes about Cecil the Lion, or you want to tell me your go-to karaoke song.