"I'd like to be brought back as a hologram one day, but instead of rapping I'd just make everyone groan with lots of shitty puns."
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated a little while ago, and since then I've bounced around. I did a stint with an independent book publisher, then worked in editorial for a big magazine, and now I'm a writer/editor for a media startup.
Wondering why I have such difficulty opening cereal packaging.
Spending more time on netflix scrolling through my options than I spend actually watching things.
Trying to read as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Making a quip, listening to people, mixing drinks, ignoring the voices in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my smile or my winning erection.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors instead of books: Palahniuk, Auster, Vonnegut, Lahiri, Adichie Nabokov, Anderson, and many many others.
Movies: Is it weird or lame to think that the Toy Story series might be the greatest film trilogy of all time. Beyond those, I really love Little Miss Sunshine, Animal House, Young Frankenstein, and countless others.
Shows: TV is cool again, so a lot of stuff.
Music: Arctic Monkeys, Frankie Cosmos, Foo Fighters, Fountains of Wayne, Foxygen, The Flaming Lips, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tame Impala, The Pixies, The Replacements, and The Hold Steady
Also recent I've gotten into this new band called the Beatles.
Food's pretty boss.
The six things I could never do without
Things to laugh at
FoodWaterOxygen (aren't I clever?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar, the Jets/Mets/Rangers, what kind of soda Fetty Wap has.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressed up like a spider and fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first season of Friday Night Lights made me feel things I never thought I could feel.
You should message me if
You want to hear jokes about Cecil the Lion or Serial; you want to tell me your go-to karaoke song.