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  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Oct 2
5' 3" (1.61m)
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My self-summary
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I am a laid back, mobilepreneur, that values hilarity. While I spend most of my time making mobile apps awesome, I really want to spend my time in a hammock. Hammocks are the best when paired with a gin and tonic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Philosophizing, epiphanying, and being far too stable having a job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel really awkward when I first meet them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that I am Jake Gyllenhaal. They notice that my eyelashes are like monster waves, babe, crashing over an island of green forest. Whaaaat?!?! Bitchin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't like books unless they're about really boring things like economics. Who cares about that stuff anyway?

I really love profanity, violence, and sex. My top three films are: The Godfather, Star Wars, and I will tell you the other one later.

Not a big fan of show music, except for Beauty and the Beast, but I love Seinfeld, which is a show, and I love Minus the Bear, which is a band that makes music. Awesome!

Mmmm sushi and sake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legs to run. My hands to play piano. My mouth to eat sushi. My curiosity to try new things. My brain to learn quickly. And...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Disruptive innovation. Why move myself to places instead of moving places to me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything, just ask.
You should message me if
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You want to go out for drinks and chilling tonight.