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EEM612

29 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"He flipped away the dead match and blew a stream of gray into the evening. A sly look came over his face. 'Lady,' he said, 'nowadays, people’ll do anything anyways. I can tell you my name is Tom T. Shiftlet and I come from Tarwater, Tennessee, but you never have seen me before: how you know I ain’t lying? How you know my name ain’t Aaron Sparks, lady, and I come from Singleberry, Georgia, or how you know it’s not George Speeds and I come from Lucy, Alabama, or how you know I ain’t Thompson Bright from Toolafalls, Mississippi?'

'I don’t know nothing about you,' the old woman muttered, irked.

'Lady,' he said, 'people don’t care how they lie. Maybe the best I can tell you is, I’m a man; but listen lady,' he said and paused and made his tone more ominous still, 'what is a man?'"
What I’m doing with my life
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Just a lazy, boring, up to Venus kind of guy who takes himself too seriously. My life isn't my career, and I'm completely ungrounded, so if you can't get with that, then you can get with me. Haterz to the left plz...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flying.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Haterz to the left plz...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: old age, doomstep, folk metal

TV shows: do you even lift, bro?

movies: I prefer the stillies, see?

books: a lot of dead people and some that are alive

food: yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
matter
anti-matter
gravity
oxygen
hydrogen
chemical reactions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
doughnuts. Oh, and the meaning of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, carefully maintaining my online profile and brand. But sometimes I like to cuddle up with a glass of orange juice, watch a movie, and carefully maintain my online profile and brand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is not covered in my privacy settings.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're doing that thing that girls do where two of them stand next to each other like mirror images, arms akimbo, while sprouting from the same pair of legs. It's like a bouquet of women! Amazing!

I'll only respond to people using iPhones in their mirror selfies.

If you're not wearing a shirt or greet me in any way, I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR RIPPED, FILTERED ABS. GOSH.

Supporters of David Cameron's Tory government need not apply.