To start, I'll say I'm an assertive-but-kind New Yorker happily adjusted to living in Texas.
I have a cat named Chopper, who is ridiculous. She's fat and whiny, and her voice is gravely, like she's been smoking a pack a day for years. When she's angry she sounds like a banjo. I used to have a cat named Fenny who taught herself to pee in my toilet. I've never been prouder of anyone/thing before.
I'm not skinny. I'm curvy and round and strong. I've got a belly and big boobs and wide hips. If you don't like women with those sorts of dimensions, I'm not the right one for you. Just saving you (and me) some time. :)
I spent some time in my undergrad at an Ivy League, but I won't be a jerk about it.
My favorite sandwich in the whole world is from a 24-hour sub shop in Ithaca, NY called Short Stop Deli. It's a 12" whole wheat roll with red onion, lettuce, russian dressing, cheese and seitan on it. It is so profoundly delicious, I could eat it forever and be happy.
Also- I'm an ENFP, if you're into that kind of thing.