Here's some things I'm good at: cooking, crafting, cuddling. Dancing. Flirting. Social justice-ing. Being chipper. Being goofy. Loudness. Bonding with your pets. Impressing your parents. Being adventurous. Kissing. Staying optimistic. Having boobs.
Things I'm bad at: paying attention for long periods, being decisive, putting down my damn phone, keeping my apt clean. Going to bed on time. Getting regular haircuts. Biting my tongue. Using an 'inside voice'. Spelling optimistic. Wearing bras.
I have a cat named Chopper, who is ridiculous. She's fat and whiny, and her voice is gravely, like she's been smoking a pack a day for years. When she's angry she sounds like a banjo. I have a part-time cat named Fenny (shared custody) who taught herself to pee in my toilet. I've never been prouder of anyone/thing before. I love dogs, but #catlady4life
I'm not skinny. I'm curvy and round and strong. I've got a belly and boobs and wide hips. If you don't like women with those sorts of dimensions, I'm not the right one for you. Just saving you (and me) some time. :)
I spent some time in my undergrad at an Ivy League, but I won't be a jerk about it.