I have a cat named Chopper, who is ridiculous. She's fat and whiny, and her voice is gravely, like she's been smoking a pack a day for years. When she's angry she sounds like a banjo. I used to have a cat named Fenny who taught herself to pee in my toilet. I've never been prouder of anyone/thing before.
I'm not skinny. I'm curvy and round and strong. I've got a belly and boobs and wide hips. If you don't like women with those sorts of dimensions, I'm not the right one for you. Just saving you (and me) some time. :)
I spent some time in my undergrad at an Ivy League, but I won't be a jerk about it.
My favorite sandwich in the whole world is from a 24-hour sub shop in Ithaca, NY called Short Stop Deli. It's a 12" whole wheat roll with red onion, lettuce, russian dressing, cheese and seitan on it. It is so profoundly delicious, I could eat it forever and be happy.
Also- I'm an ENFP, if you're into that kind of thing.