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EEpstein722

28 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
To start, I'll say I'm an assertive-but-kind New Yorker happily adjusted to living in Texas.

I have a cat named Chopper, who is ridiculous. She's fat and whiny, and her voice is gravely, like she's been smoking a pack a day for years. When she's angry she sounds like a banjo. I used to have a cat named Fenny who taught herself to pee in my toilet. I've never been prouder of anyone/thing before.

I'm not skinny. I'm curvy and round and strong. I've got a belly and boobs and wide hips. If you don't like women with those sorts of dimensions, I'm not the right one for you. Just saving you (and me) some time. :)

I spent some time in my undergrad at an Ivy League, but I won't be a jerk about it.

My favorite sandwich in the whole world is from a 24-hour sub shop in Ithaca, NY called Short Stop Deli. It's a 12" whole wheat roll with red onion, lettuce, russian dressing, cheese and seitan on it. It is so profoundly delicious, I could eat it forever and be happy.

Also- I'm an ENFP, if you're into that kind of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I am on the beginning steps of a road towards becoming a certified nurse midwife. I want my life's work to be about helping women make choices for their own body. Huzzah.

(more specific update: I'm taking pre-reqs for nursing school, looking for p/t work to pay my bills, training to be an Intruduction Leader for Landmark Worldwide and I'm about to start volunteering as a troop leader for Girl Scouts, which is all super duper exciting for me)
I’m really good at
Speed reading, having a weirdly flexible body, working a crowd, putting your parents at ease, knitting, noticing when you've had a haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: stories that use beautiful language or a sense of whimsy- anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ray Bradbury, T C Boyle, Lauren Groff, Margaret Atwood, Barbara Kingsolver, Gaiman, Vonnegut. I love short story collections for some reason. Something about condensing a whole story into 15 pages really appeals to me.
Protip: people who read a wide variety of authors (not just straight white dude authors) are much sexier. FYI.

My favorite book of all time is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (if I like you enough I'll show you my tattoo).

My favorite movies are sentimental childhood flicks (Empire Records, Wet Hot American Summer, Ace Ventura, etc), movies that move me (Volver, Ratatouille, Mary and Max, Harold & Maude), or fandom flicks (Cabin in the Woods, Hot Fuzz, Labyrinth). Movies that pass the Bechdel Test automatically move up the ranks.

TV: I fall for the kind of television shows that women on tumblr get fanatical about. The more GIFs made the better. Put on Doctor Who or Supernatural and I'm in heaven.
My favorites are Star Trek TNG, Parks n Rec, Breaking Bad, and anything by Joss Whedon.

FOOD: I'm currently a pescaterian, which seems to be where my comfort zone is. That said, I am a big lover of most foodstuff, and I'm pretty adventurous. Except okra. Fuck you, okra.
The six things I could never do without
*chocolate- oh my god, yes.
*my glasses- im blind as a bat, sadly. Damn genetics!
*my cast iron skillet- there are so many foods that are 10x better made in a cast iron than in a skillet. Eggs, tofu, polenta, fish...
*my library card- big reader, hate owning books. Libraries are the greatest invention ever
*self-care- whether it be physical or emotional, or even spritual, taking care of myself is paramount to being a productive/happy person.
(To quote the indomitable Audre Lorde,"Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
feminism, my friends, my cat, my fandoms, my future, my family. chocolate.
On a typical Friday night I am
seeing a movie with friends, getting a drink, watching netflix and going to bed entirely too late.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I judge people who get the "STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to..." question wrong.

I'm not particularly vanilla.

Also- I don't shave my armpits. Razors are dumb.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like women with curves and you are a feminist/feminist ally. This is really important to me.

No couples, please!

You don't like (women) to play hard to get. I don't enjoy it, and much rather be direct with my feelings/attractions. ...wouldn't you?

You're a nerd. You're kind, sensitive, and funny. You're super smart. You have your shit together (which is a pretty open-ended concept, by the way).

You like to go for hikes on the greenbelt.