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EGTickell

21 Dunstable, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing about myself so I've decided that the best thing I can do is list a few things that some people don't like, because the way I see it if you like them then you might like the rest. Firstly I tell truly awful jokes over and over with my current favourite being that an army general keeps his armies up his sleevies. I also sing... a lot, which is a shame because I have no shame in the fact that I wouldn't be able to carry a tune in a bucket. I watch way too much tv and movies and listen to way too much music, so I will talk your ears off about anything I've seen or heard.

With that out of the way it's on to the much more positive side of me. I'm very loyal and willing to go the extra mile to make anybody happy, which makes me sound way too much like a dog. I currently work at a zoo and love animals, though I am trying to set up a couple of businesses as well. As you can probably tell I'm a bit of a workaholic, though I'm sure I could be coaxed into focussing on something much more enjoyable like a trip to the cinema or a drink at home or down the pub. I've been told I have no self-respect, though I like to interpret that as a lack of an embarrassment complex, actively going out of my way to cheer up friends by doing silly dances in the middle of crowded shopping centres and doing rather loud and awful impressions of celebrities among other things.

If you like what you've read or are willing to "put up" with all of my shenanigans then drop me a message and we'll talk. I'm not looking for anything specific, just someone who's willing to accept me and maybe do the funky chicken in the middle of a supermarket. Who knows?