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EPIC_VFX

31 Fishers, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh heyyyyy gurrrl...You gotta boyyyyfrand...is he tall? He like Mike-N-Ikes? Seriously.... Can I have it? (If you know what this is from we should be friends at very least). On to more serious matters.....

I could sit here and tell you all these amazing things about who I am, and what I do. In my opinion talk is cheap, so I'm going to keep this simple. I have my own place, car, job(s) etc... Now that that's out of the way....

I'm a creative person. I draw, paint, play the guitar, as well as teach in the animation program at The Art Institute of Indianapolis. I definitely enjoy good conversation. Yes I can hold one! I don't waste my time worrying about what I can't control. I'm a genuine guy, just looking for someone who likes to laugh and have a good time.

If you manage to crack a "that's what he/she said" joke prior to me, you will indefinitely have my attention. I've been known to have 1 on 1 pun wars, so if you think you're punny, by all means let it be known!
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First, and forever, foremost, i am doing my part to raise my boy into an honest man. If you have an issue with a guy who put's his child first, by all mesns....feel free to kick rocks, becsuse that won't change. I'm an Adjunct Professor for a local arts college, and I also work in sales. I like to say I talk for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh & knowing when to shut my face & listen. Saying what everyone is thinking, challenging awkward dates to starring contests. The rest you'll have to find out in person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I piss excellence & shit magic! Haha, regardless of the fact that this is true, I'd say I most often hear that that I am very genuine. I take that as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC:Brandon Whyde, Ed Sheeran, Cold War kids, Black Keys, Avett Brothers, Spoon, Mumford & Sons, Airborne Toxic Event, Sublime, The Foo Fighters, As Tall As Lions, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

TV: 30 Rock, Always Sunny, The Office, Big Bang, Walking Dead, SOA, Game Of Thrones, Dexter, Supernatural, The 100, The Flash, Gotham, The Arrow.

Movies: Tarrintino...yes please, Forrest Gump, Book of Eli, Shaw Shank Redemption, Toy Story, Wall E, Dark Knight, Inception, LOTR...anything that makes you think or has an EPIC storyline with great character development.

I also love comedies! Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, and...

Anchorman gets a line to itself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• my son
• Wacom tablet--ask if u don't know
• Droid
• color
• pride
• creativity--its keeping the heat on & me fed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I got into this nutshell.

What the fox actually says.

Bacon

Insert random thought... I over think most everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I lay low all week, so if I'm not with my son I'm out w/ friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not going to lie, I have an unconscious draw to southern girls.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• If you aren't going to delete your profile the next morning.... I don't give my time to just anyone, so PLEASE don't waste it if I give it to you.

• You're generally awesome to EPIC.

• You can watch LOTR without saying "this is stupid."

• You enjoy throwing things on the ground.... because you're an adult.

MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL:

•If you can own that pony tail, and work that up doo....but seriously.....Can I have it? ;)