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  • Ages 19-28
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Last online
Aug 30, 2014
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5' 10" (1.77m)
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English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Teaching high school math. Second year.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tactically raising the volume/speed of my speech in response to student confusion. Pointing frantically (often in tandem with tactical elevation of speech volume). Starting an explanation, self-correcting, and then imploring students to no no wait hold up ignore what i just said that was totes wrong let's start again with this
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Navigating NYC. Feel like getting around is maybe my primary life competency, and exercising it via public trans or on the bike a gratifying activity in its own right, just getting around.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
strangers drunk and sober alike will start talking to me and justify themselves with squishy-sounding reference to my vibe/energy and they're not wrong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
adolescent torpor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
showering, 1-2 beers on soap ledge
You should message me if
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deseas practicar tu español. O si deseas algo diferente; NO digo que tienes que desear a hablar español para encontrarme.

you've ever passed a calendar rack in rite-aid and thought for a split second motherfuck rite-aids selling vinyl now

you'd like to talk to me. not had many good experiences with this site lately and don't feel like putting myself out there by writing weird messages to strangers i find attractive. so if you want to type back and forth with me I'm saying: don't wait for me to start.

Your self-summary says ANYTHING about how boxed in and uncomfortable and simplistic writing your self-summary feels to you. What a fucking fallacy, promoted I guess by college and like women's magazines and the safe, watered-down feminism female TV characters are now like obligated culturally to exude: that I am without boundaries, I transcend, I am above. Nope. No. You are human. You (we) are limited. Sorely. I know I am capable of liking, like, 1 or 2 things tops, and doing about 1 and sometimes 2 things simultaneously and well. If you are capable of liking/doing 5 things or even 10 things, put them all in your self-summary if you want to, and then I'll know something about you. But if you choose the anti-response: "this is too constrictive, what a stupid convention this is," please be advised you are typing from NO position of liberation or wisdom whatsoever. Rather, it is our great American hubris that I am above, privileged, special, destined, god-loved, shining through your words.

Also, still hating your small dogs keep them away from me.