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25 / M / Straight / Seeing Someone
New York, NY
- Last Online
- Mar 1
- 5′ 10″ (1.77m)
- Body Type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Okay)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
you've ever passed a calendar rack in rite-aid and thought for a split second motherfuck rite-aids selling vinyl now
you'd like to talk to me. not had many good experiences with this site lately and don't feel like putting myself out there by writing weird messages to strangers i find attractive. so if you want to type back and forth with me I'm saying: don't wait for me to start.
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
Your self-summary says ANYTHING about how boxed in and uncomfortable and simplistic writing your self-summary feels to you. What a fucking fallacy, promoted I guess by college and like women's magazines and the safe, watered-down feminism female TV characters are now like obligated culturally to exude: that I am without boundaries, I transcend, I am above. Nope. No. You are human. You (we) are limited. Sorely. I know I am capable of liking, like, 1 or 2 things tops, and doing about 1 and sometimes 2 things simultaneously and well. If you are capable of liking/doing 5 things or even 10 things, put them all in your self-summary if you want to, and then I'll know something about you. But if you choose the anti-response: "this is too constrictive, what a stupid convention this is," please be advised you are typing from NO position of liberation or wisdom whatsoever. Rather, it is our great American hubris that I am above, privileged, special, destined, god-loved, shining through your words.
Also, still hating your small dogs keep them away from me.
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