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ETS313

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I cannot adequately and literally relate my personality through this "In My Own Words" section. It's frustrating. But what I can do is tell you that what you'll read below is basically a series of dots. Like back in the day when we did "connect the dots" in kindergarten. What you can do is see what I have written, look at my photos, and read my message. Connect THOSE dots, and hopefully you'll get a close approximation of my personality. Too much work? I apologize. Not funny? I find this to be a tough medium to tell "jokes." I have a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants in-the-moment kind of humor. But it can only be experienced in real life.

Get ready to connect the dots...

Cultural influences include: The Simpsons (haven't watched since season 10), NPR (lack of radio in my apartment limits my listening to the car), The New Yorker (reading issues dating back 18+ months), Pink Floyd (and Zeppelin), The Times Op-Ed section (but not since they stopped feeding it to my phone app), The Big Lebowski (good stuff), Pulp Fiction (good stuff, too), and Maher/Colbert/Stewart (great stuff).
What I’m doing with my life
Writing. And other enterprises...
I’m really good at
Amusing people...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd assume it's my hair. It's red.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My recent reads: Dune 1-3, Story, A Song of Ice and Fire, Steve Jobs, Super Sad True Love Story, David Foster Wallace essays, Nine Stories, The Great Gatsby, The Hobbit, Dune (reading.)

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Three Kings, The Usual Suspects, Gladiator, Star Wars.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones.

My music tastes are not as well-honed but they are wide-ranging.

Food: Everything.
The six things I could never do without
Burt's bees.
Notebook for notes.
READING book for readings.
Steady supply of food.
My dog when I abopt my dog.
Keeping close with da fam.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in or going out. It's pretty 99-1.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet a non-douchey, fun guy, and also feel that you can't garner everything there is to know about another person simply by reading a profile and mine has, perhaps, piqued your interest.