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EZKissin

30 / M / straight / Single

Memphis, Tennessee

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am Anthropocentric, Indistinguishable, and Anthropological.

My Self-Summary

SMOKING IS A DEAL BREAKER!!!
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Woot shirts are a collaboration of creativity, which to me is a really cool idea. And I'm collecting all the good ones. Forgive the Jesus pose, I was trying to be an equal opportunity t-shirt displayer ;)

---------------- And About Me -----------------
I am very into health & fitness. I love to channel my energy into an active lifestyle. I spend a lot of my free time at the gym. I also eat a fairly strict diet. I am not a vegetarian but close. No red meat, no pork, ect. I should mention that I'm not fanatical about these things as some are, but outside of special occasions I'm fairly resolute.

I also love to ride my bike (motorcycle). 05 Honda 919! I ride as often as weather permits. I only drive my car when there is no other choice. I could type a 12 page essay here on the sense of freedom that it provokes, but to put it mildly I really do enjoy it.

I also really enjoy going dancing. And yeah I actually dance. Never understand why at every club there are 5 times as many guys standing around the dance floor as on it, but whatever, that isn't my gig. I don't claim to be a good dancer, but I do claim to have a great time shaking it up.

I'm a treehugger at heart. I'm just too lazy to actually earn the title. I love nature and hate what we humans do to the planet. The most single beautiful event I've ever witnessed was standing in the mist at the bottom of a 110 foot cascade near Gatlinburg. The Tesla Roadster is my dream car, but will probably wait and settle for the Tesla Model S in 2011. Both are just amazing bits of technology & exactly where we need to be heading.

What I’m doing with my life

Living it? Seriously, just that. I'm not in a hurry to get done. I work a lot, I am building up my real estate portfolio, lots of physical activities, friends, family ect.

I'm about to buy another house, this time looking in Olive Branch. Seems to be the only place around here that property value might actually increase. Memphis has become a star collapsing in on itself and sucking all land value down with it. The day they annexed Cordova my house there immediately dropped a few points. Blergh!

I’m really good at

Everything that I do. That's my personal mantra... if you're going to do something do it in the best way it can be done. So yeah, I'm really good at everything.

Also pretty good at climbing. Can't wait to go abroad, but here's some local video links of mine:
Me vs The Boulder Round 1
Me vs R9 Traversing Wall
Me vs The Boulder Round 1

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm athletic, and I have a very genuine smile. I'm also extroverted. I consider it a quality.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

  • Books: Pretty much anything by Koontz as far as fiction goes. Though my real hero is Chuck Palahniuk. No author I've ever read, and possibly no human since Siddhartha Gautama, has anyone touched the true core of human nature like this man. When I read his books I see people in the most unmasked and pure element. The horrible & inspirational. It isn't all that rare that I find an author that can move me, but Palahniuk seems to move me in a non-liner direction. If that makes any sense. Simplified, I freaking love his books.


  • Movies: Fight Club, Pi, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty


  • Music: My tastes in music is all over the charts. I believe that commercialization is butchering the artist and leaving behind only entertainers who's only objective is to appeal to the masses, as opposed to creating something with a much deeper meaning. That being said, my favorite band of all time is Tool but as mentioned it varies considerably. 311, Rush, Daft Punk, Chili Peppers, AC/DC, Fluke, Mattrach, NIN, Pearl Jam, Queen, Prince, System of a Down,White Stripes, ZZ Top to name a few.


  • Food: I have a very odd diet. But my guilty pleasure is Italian Food. And my favorite restaurant in the city is Texas De Brazil... holy crap is it awesome.

The six things I could never do without

Beyond the obvious (Food,Water,Shelter,Money)
  1. Pretty Women
  2. Exercise
  3. My Motorcycle
  4. Football: Greatest sport ever played.
  5. Laughter: It's all a cosmic joke!
  6. Media Player

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The array of things I spend a lot of time thinking about is too big for this box. One of my favorite pass times is to think of a subject and ponder on it while doing other things.

On a typical Friday night I am

Too broad to speculate. Me and my crew are extremely active. We do something different every weekend. This could include rock climbing, drinking at an given spot in the city, road trip, Bowling, Laser Tag, Six Flags, Movies, ect. Again, we don't do routine so you'd have to ask me the week of.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The way to my heart isn't through my heart, it's through my ego. A few compliments in my direction will totally seduce me and I melt & swoon like a little girl. Come to think of it, that's probably something I shouldn't admit here... o.O

You should message me if

You're cool & you smile way too much. I love it when people are too happy!

And if you don't want to message me on OKC:
  1. Email/GTalk: Vastlee@gmail.com
  2. Facebook