I spend all of my time working or spending time with my daughter, therefore I have completely placed any social life what-so-ever on hold, so here I am attempting to lift the embargo. As hard as it was/is for me to delve into the pits of computer judging (dating), I have to admit the idea of finding and meeting amazing people that I would never otherwise get to know is incredibly intriguing.

I am loving myself (physically and emotionally). Working on living a healthier life (poorly). Trying to be an amazing father. Rebuilding an empire (no, I do not play video games, except Tetris on the train), making myself available to the idea of finding someone amazing and interesting to spend time with, without obsessing about it and settling for less.

Making people laugh, being condescending to idiots without them knowing, suffering through social situations I have no desire to be in, listening and giving rational advice to my irrational friends, finding a delicate balance between work, parenthood, private introspection and a rich and healthy social life.

(i completely lied about that last one)

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I hope we have some similar interests, but I more so hope you can turn me on to new and amazing things I have never seen or heard. As I'm sure I can repay the favor!

Things and people that make me smile are: horror, comedy, psychedelia, David Lynch, Derek Jarman, Stephen Stapleton, Trent Reznor, Richard D. James, Boyd Rice, Camile Rose Garcia, dominant women, Douglas P, Jean Genet, Death In June, Kid Cudi, Jean Paul Sartre, Jhonn Balance & Peter Christopherson, Throbbing Gristle, Pigface, Charles Bukowski, Lubowski, Ricky Gervais, Alec Baldwin, Psychick TV, Genesis Breyer P-Orridge, astrophysics, porn, Nick Cave, Sponge Bob, Wilfred, Parks and Recreation, Louie, Tina Fey, Andrew Liles, Skinny Puppy, The Faint, Daren Aronofski, Poppy Z Brite, Clive Barker, Modern Drunkard magazine, bars that don't pretend it's the 1920's, The Devil's Rejects, space, pop art, hairless cats, Jim Jarmusch, body modification, paganism, satanism (as a philosophy), atheism, Ian Anderson, Rozz Williams, Bill Hicks, blah, blah, blah, you get it.

Puns
Clichés
Innuendos
Astrophysics
Intelligent conversation
Auto-erotic asphyxiation

The Universe

dressed up like a 1940's pleasure cruise captain, pouring fancy cocktails for rich and beautiful people in a giant golden fishbowl 18 stories up, overlooking the Manhattan skyline.

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You like yourself, You do not need to be in a relationship, you work evenings or are willing to work around the schedule of a guy that does, you love time on the couch together as much as time out together and you love time in bed the most, you are a complete individual with a dark side, think most people are morons, are secure in yourself and your appearance, are looking for a mature relationship without being smothered, and have no aversion to men with children...