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My self-summary
Grew up in Brooklyn when it was known as Krooklyn. My friends and I had ambitions to see the world and each one of us has lived out our own dream.

Now it's time for Act Two.
What I’m doing with my life
Routing out opportunities for love and laughter.
I’m really good at
Being totally unpredictable and dropping impromptu humor bombs when any celebrity crosses my path. Lucky victims include ex-Mayor Ed Koch, rapist Bill Cosby, my dead BFF Joan Rivers, crooner Lionel Richie, mob lawyer Bruce Cutler, director Darren Aronofsky, ex-BMOC Christian Laettner, pre-Friends' Matt LeBlanc, financier Sam Zell, real estate mogul and RNC mongrel Donald Trump and finally the lovely Marla Maples.

All good stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
Friends say I smile a lot but don't suffer fools gladly. My response is I follow my heart but always trust my gut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Facebook. Still reading it.

Favorite movies: The Producers because it is the perfect comedy and Man On Wire because it is so beautifully masculine.

Favorite show: Hip Hop Karaoke NYC when Mandy Mayhem &/or RDJ perform. Youtube doesn't do either of them justice.

Theatre: While living in London I randomly caught an esoteric play called Mr. Puntila and His Main Man Matti. Brill-fuggin-ant!

Poetry: Evening Solace by Charlotte Bronte.

Favorite City: Berlin aka Europe's Brooklyn but the flight path alone into Kai Tak used to be worth the trip to Hong Kong.

Favorite OKCupid quote "The best love you can receive is the one you can give unconditionally."
The six things I could never do without
I only need two things: a suit and sunglasses. My confidence will carry any scheme from there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A simple weekend home outside NYC to remove myself from the city's hustle & bustle...& taxes!


This property is ridiculously delicious:

On a typical Friday night I am
It's a moving target these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will tell you after the peyote kicks in.
You should message me if
You know how to find beauty in any situation. You also understand dating is a place to have fun where people go to give their talents, skills and presence in order to enjoy each other's time.

For those wanting more than just to date, it helps if you are family oriented.

Fyi, the peyote just kicked in.