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32 M Louisville, CO

My Details

Last Online
Feb 2, 2013
Asian, Black, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Dutch, Esperanto, Icelandic, Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Organic Gamer Anime Dubstep Artist Zen wanderer Botanist Explorer Musician Sonic engineer Feng shui master Herbalist Natural sorcerer Anti-lawyer Coconut hoarder Oiled polyester? Not Tom Sawyer

Assassin, botanical engineer, rock star, baller, stock trader--destroyer of boredom, unlocker of potential, feng shui master, martial artist, actor, dubstep producer, rapper, cosmologist and metaphysician.

I cultivate strains of a rare blue flower.
My pleasure is hidden in my disdain. Any dissatisfaction I may discover in a moment of my life is closely followed by hilarity.

Paradise is not an abstract idea, but a real entity that can be molested, seduced, fucked into submission, and realized.

I stand waiting in the sun for the plants to grow into a canopy around me. Each seedling is nurtured for its strength, potency and wisdom.

You'll find me in a state of extreme repose. You'll remember a dream from childhood as you examine the embroidery on my silk pajamas. Your zodiac sign will be obvious; and as I sip my crushed-ice mojito, with mint I grew myself, you'll want to freshen up in the powder room. But the fine mist between here and there is like bathing in gold. You don't see yourself; surrounded by mirrors, you know yourself. My eyes are black disco balls. My arrival is prophecy, a great thunderstom on a desert landscape.
What I’m doing with my life
My mission is to HAVE A GREAT ADVENTURE! Are you curious? Are you exploring new worlds?

All that is boring must go. Life is precious and limited. Life is abundant and glorious. Every moment: how on point are you? Are you connecting to inspiration? Play jazz with the slower moments of your day. Make it a dance, an experiment, an adventure.

radiant creative inspiring visionary
art experiments wandering zen badass moments

The way I sip my tea invites you to enter an entire chilled landscape.

The way I walk barefoot across gravel floors
The way I sweep the ginkgo leaves off my tatami mat floor, blown in from the open window

in my Japanese hovel.

I am a dubstep, hip hop, trip-hop, psytrance and brainwave massage producer along with SoulFetish. He is primarily a noise musician but also eats broken glass from the Russian spy cameras.

Training martial arts. I have trained Chi Kung, BJJ, Ba Gua Zhang, Yang style Tai Chi Chuan, Ninjitsu (the art of vanishing), Shotokan Karate and Bukujitsu. I am the strongest person I know. Every day, and in every way, I am constantly getting stronger and stronger.

I believe it's important to balance my raw physical power with subtlety and grace. I am fond of playing Chess and Go, and I have a passion for exotic botany. I am cultivating powerful strains of the indigo voretrap, a plant known to convey psychic powers. The twelve-petaled voretrap has an eye in each finger socket. When your elbows touch its navel, you will never again fear death.

Although retired, I once acted as chief assistant to the Imperial Fung Shui Master of the Chinese Government. Triangular windows are absolutely the worst for your sexual health. Make sure to put your bed and toilet in the basement, and leave your main rooms open, airy, and full of light. The best dwelling space is abandoned and ruined.

I'm a rapper which means I can eat concrete and glass structures. Street corners fear me like a cardboard box fears the rain. With a rose in my teeth, I can deconstruct any spatial or theoretical framework in less than three minutes. I am a psychologist's nightmare.

I am also an accomplished art critic. Your art sucks! I hate glass-topped coffee tables. They look like crap. Your frozen "frosty" jewelry is not conducive to that mas-o-menos faux mink dragging on your dusty smarmy floor.
I’m really good at
Appearing from nowhere. Being nowhere. My favorite place to wander is the in-between places, where no one is really around; where nothing is really happening.

There is a rusting buddha statue lying in the mud in my driveway.
UPDATE: I moved it to a nearby bench.

I have various superpowers, or what are considered siddhis by the ancient yogis. These "strange powers" are so numerous that it wouldn't make sense to list them all - it's like a phone book. Some random selections:
vanishing in a hail of lotus flowers

making you see purple
hot yellow
hot lime green

making you rich by moving your end tables 1/16th of an inch toward the east

turn in a circle (faster than you)

turn circles without growing dizzy (motion is a thing of the eye); I am trained to ignore gravity and molest astrophysicists who claim they have mathmatical insight into imaginary, rolled-up dimensions.

I am fantastic at paling in comparison to who I really am. I make girls cry while bank tellers fill burlap sacks with nonsequential bills. I am praised on my skills at entry, mangling 4/4 beats to resemble the abstract geometry of a rock slide, and bowling. I can destroy your lineage by changing the color of the floor tiles in your half bathroom.
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends on your level of sensitivity. Most common people do not notice that my electromagnetic (chi) field is approximately 800 times stronger than the average person, but many people do notice a slight shimmer surrounding my body, especially at night. Most days I smell like exotic, night-blooming flowers, gunpowder, and ginseng.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As a young boy growing up in the desert, I was immensely influenced by the Kabbalist Zohar and the music of Peter Gabriel. Later, after moving to the large industrial centers of Egypt and Armenia, I was exposed to mainstream gangsta rap and hip hop like Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Method Man, Q-Tip, Wu-Tang Clan, Mobb Deep, and so on. I didn't speak English fluently at this point, but would read Dostoyevsky in the original Russian with the rap on in the background. You could say this formed the core of my cultural-aesthetic preferences.

Film: I only watch black and white movies. Fellini and Werner Herzog are old favorites. I find this is an excellent filter for bullshit. The archetypes and symbolism employed in mainstream cinema is psychically dangerous, especially in situations where people are continuously fighting one another. I do not drink from a thimble; I drink from a goblet bearing my father's own name.

Food: I prefer the herbs and roots from desert systems. For survival, these entities have to scavenge desperately for nutrients, and as such are incredibly potent. I can survive for seven weeks sucking on a yarrow root.
The six things I could never do without
I am a mobile record label, apothecary and mystical library. My regalia is elaborate. However, in a pinch I could never do without the bare essentials: a compact-flash drive which I have re-engineered to function as a zero point transducer, powering all my scientific instruments such as my electron microscope, dual-layer flux capacitor and hyperbolic chamber.

Like a withered desert tree, I can survive on almost zero resources indefinitely. I would prefer to have a wooden flask of noni juice preserved in colloidal silver and platinum; also my desert boots and microfiber cloak, and a staff of scorched bamboo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The music of the spheres. I spend an enormous amount of time in contemplation of the divine harmony; my sensitivity to the chi of my own planet and the surrounding atmosphere, as well as to the interplay and position of the planets, makes me feel responsible for maintaining its harmony to the best of my ability.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cultivating flowers, rocking crowds with filthy, grimy basslines, communicating through your dreams, isolating rare particles, training martial arts, re-arranging furniture, powdering the mildews.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some would consider my personality abnormal.
I'm a very peaceful person.

I have a fetish for the color yellow.
This doesn't mean I'm sexual at all. Negate that.

Top gun sucks! Your art sucks! I don't use clay in my productions.
Why don't you hide in a burlap bag and forget you put yourself there?

Did your stylist intentionally mess up your hair? Let it grow out. Short hair on girls is unbecoming. I don't like absolutes, though. If you think you look good, try it.

I don't like sugary cereal. If you like sugary cereal, I probably don't like you either.

I don't like liars. (Am I lying right now?) Don't lie to yourself. You could die from it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You need to be self-sufficient. If you need me; do you WANT me? go away.

2. I'm really into throats. If you don't have a throat, WTF? "LET'S HAVE DRINKS?" Forget it.

3. I'm a fuckin' BOTANIST.

4. If you pay attention to your dreams. Imagination Visionary Creative NECESSARY PROCLIVITIES.

5. Don't have a cluttered house. It's too much work. It's best if you live someplace abandoned, or at the least, unfurnished. If you have a lot of furniture this relationship is going to take work.

6. Don't turn out to be a jackass in person or fatter than you actually are. If you're fat just make it evident in your photos and you'll find someone.

7. Likewise if you're blonde or play the crisis violin

my personal thanks to Mister
Fusililly for translating my profile to English.