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EasilyBordeaux

27 / F / Bisexual / Married

Bellevue, Washington

Her Details

Last Online
Feb 7
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*Important note: If I'm on during the day and I seem to be ignoring your IMs, I probably opened up an OKCupid window during my break at work and forgot to close it. If I'm actually around, I will respond to you (I mean, if you're being a jerk I might tell you to piss off, but I'll still respond). So, if you're not getting any response, try again later :)

I'm married, curvy (yes, that means "fat", and no, the word "fat" doesn't bother me, although being a judgemental asshole does), geeky, and outgoing. Although I would say I'm poly-curious, I'm not currently interested in any other romantic-type relationships; I'm always looking for people to play board games or Rock Band with, though.

Queer rights are VERY important to me. Seriously, if you are not completely okay with the LGBTQ community in all its permutations, go read another profile now. You don't have to be queer, just okay with it. I consider myself pansexual; I like men, women, and everything in between or even off the spectrum (not that I think ALL people are hot or anything like that, but my basis for attraction is not tied to gender). I also identify as genderqueer. I love dressing up and being super flashy and girly, but I'm very assertive and masculine in my general demeanor. Also, I make jokes about my giant astral penis all the time. I'm kind of like a drag queen, only without the Y chromosome.

My browsing of OKCupid has taught me that everyone thinks they are a geek. So, to be more specific, I'm a math/science nerd who enjoys board games, pen-and-paper RPGs, comics, video games, science fiction, and over-the-top horror movies. Also, musicals. Go figure.

I'm an atheist, not a douche. Similarly, I think religious people are wrong, not that they're stupid. I enjoy talking theology and mythology (fascinating and frequently beautiful topics), but I'm really not interested in someone trying to convert me - especially people trying to play the "oh but see it's logical for THIS reason and once upon a time an atheist made an illogical statement so I'm right!" game. It really is okay that I don't believe the same things you do; I'm not going to try to talk you out of religion either. If you're not hurting or oppressing anyone else, I don't care what you believe about the driving forces of the universe. (Oh, and just so we're clear, I am also uninterested in the "well all atheists are inherently immoral because they don't have God to tell them what's wrong" argument. If you can't figure out what will hurt people without a guide and the threat of punishment, you're probably not a person I want to encounter ever.)

This profile exists primarily to allow me to indulge my minor self-obsession with bunches of tests; if you see my name pop up on your profile frequently, I probably think you're cool or similar to myself, and am using you as a filter to find good tests out of the thousands on this site. I suppose I could just actually THINK about my personality rather than relying on the internet for deep insights... but that's somehow less satisfying, isn't it?

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What I’m doing with my life
General nerdery. No, you don't get any more detail than that. Sorry.

(I am not sorry)

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I’m really good at
I won a medal for "exceptional snark" once. True story.

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The first things people usually notice about me
When you're tall and fat, people's first thought is either "Christ that woman is HUGE - someone warn Tokyo of impending stompage!" or "Durrrr BOOBS". Depends on the person, obviously.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The usual geek media list... you know, lots of Joss Whedon, classic Monty Python, etc. Heavy on the graphic novels and sci-fi.

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The six things I could never do without
Up, down, top, bottom, charm, and strange. Buy the full set and save!

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
When my next raid will be, and why Arthas has to talk for five goddamn minutes before every attempt.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Arthas blather on or playing board games with friends.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The name is a lie; I really prefer pretentious beer to wine. The pun just didn't work the other way.

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I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
If you're:
a) Not deeply offended by the existence of fat people (because I am one);
b) A fan of board games, video games, fancy beer, or science fiction;
c) Not solely interested in a relationship (I am happily married and intend to stay that way);
d) Queer-friendly.

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