Just took The Very Offensive Religion Test. To score "Atheist", you must either have watched a particular South Park episode or agree with the test-maker in his belief that fate must exist because of [some crap to do with chaos theory]. If you aren't a huge fan of South Park and you tell him he's an idiot you fall in the "Agnostic" category. It's not so much offensive as it is kind of sad.

The Dating Persona test results:

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The Peach

  Consider: The Loverboy

               The Playboy

               The Boy Next Door

   Always Avoid: The False Messiah

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The False Messiah

   Consider: The Stiletto

                The Peach

                The Nymph

   Always Avoid: The Sonnet

                      The Window Shopper

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I don't think OKCupid is looking out for my best interests here.

"Hi babe, lovly boobs, I like them" is probably not the best way to start off a conversation with me.