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East-of-the-Sun

20 F Canton, GA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Will you walk into my parlor?" Said the Spider to the Fly.

I'm a full-time college student, part-time bookstore clerk, and part-time Hooters Girl. Yes, you read that right. I have an absurdly sick and macabre sense of humor- but don't blame me, blame the fact that I was introduced to 4chan's /b/ & /d/ at 11 years old.

Just to clarify, I'm *not* your average girl; I'm not your average person, really. Sometimes I'm fairly positive that I'm an alien, but I'm definitely not a zombie, thank goodness. I can't stand the sight of (real) blood, though I am a blood donor. Did you know that with every blood donation you give, you can save up to three lives?

I like quotes, lyrics, poetry, and other stuff. "I love quotations because it is a joy to find thought one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself."

I'm a bit of a smart-ass, but it's usually in good fun. I like food. My weight is fairly average, slightly on the thin side, but on the inside I'm morbidly obese. My role models are my mother and Courage Wolf. I'm a bit of a slob, but not quite as bad as Foul Bachelor Frog.

I once got into a fistfight with my grandmother and lost. It's okay though, because it was just a dream. Like everyone else and their mother, I enjoy long walks on the beach. Beach combing is an actual hobby of mine- I have family in Pensacola, FL.

So yeah. "HELLO WISCONSIN!"
What I’m doing with my life
I attend college like most other American people my age. I'm a junior at Kick-ass Kennesaw State University, majoring in Anthropology and minoring in Chinese Studies. Yes, I do speak Mandarin Chinese- at the level of a toddler. Hopefully with continued practice I'll get better one day. "I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was!"

After I graduate (probably in December 2014), I'm planning on going to China to teach English for a couple years, then I'm going to apply for a Fullbright Student Scholarship (in essence, a research grant) to study rural education in China and how it can be improved. If I don't get the scholarship, I'd like to go to 北大 and get my Master's.

For now though: school, Books-a-Million, and Hooters.
I’m really good at
"Know that I am no more adjudicator than I am a servant to the law that governs us all."

I'm really good at being honest. I'm the kind of person who would say "Yes" if you asked me if you looked fat in something and you did. I'm also very imaginative, and an avid reader. I'm an excellent actress (been acting since I was 7), and a fairly good writer. I'm also fantastic at procrastination and being a sloth, but when life involves those I care about I tend to go the extra mile. I play D&D like a pro (3.5e and Pathfinder mainly- if you like 4e you can just STFU and GTFO right now. I fucking mean it), and I dabble at Magic: The Gathering (mainly drafting). Single player RPGs are my life blood.
The first things people usually notice about me
How fucking awesome I am.

Just kidding- they usually notice my red lips first (if I decide to wear lipstick that day), and then my awesomeness. I have an obnoxious laugh ("I dearly love to laugh"), and I dance like a chicken. I usually wear normal-people clothes, but some days I just have to break up the monotony.

"Color my life with the chaos of trouble."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Picking a favourite book is like a mother picking her favourite child, and I refuse to do so. Let's just say I read practically everything I can get my hands on (excluding books with carbon copy obnoxious boy characters that are everywhere), from High Fantasy to Hard Science to the backs of milk cartons. If you have a question about any particular loves from the plane of literature, feel free to ask, I'd love to type your ear off. I work at a bookstore, for god's sake.

I'll confess it loud and proud: I'm a movie snob. In particular, I love well-done foreign films (Quentin Tarantino is ALWAYS an exception to my rule though. "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"). Some movies that I can watch over and over again are: Raise the Red Lantern, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Amelie, Cyrano de Bergerac, 500 Days of Summer, House of Flying Daggers, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Curse of the Golden Flower, El Orfanato, Dangerous Liaisons, and Pride and Fucking Prejudice (both BBC's 1980's series and the recent movie with Keira Knightly).

I listen to many genres of music (and I'll prove it with this long and obnoxious list!), from Heavy Metal to Big Band to Gregorian Chants to Chinese Opera to Rap to Show Tunes. I'm a music lover at heart. A few of my preferred artists (in no particular order) are: Iron and Wine, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Bach, Beethoven, Tool, System of a Down, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Edith Piaf, Britney Spears, Beastie Boys, Tchaikovsky, Florence and the Machine, T.A.T.U, Queen, Vivaldi, Portishead, and if I don't stop here I'll go on forever, haha. :D A few of the songs that my heart feels the most for are: Am Ende Stehen Wir Zwei by Lacrimosa, Fur Elise by Beethoven, Iris by Goo Goo Dolls, Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) by Looking Glass, Bird Stealing Bread by Iron & Wine, Hypnotize by System of a Down, both Prison Sex and Right in Two by Tool, Creep by Radiohead, More than Words by Extreme, both Day by Day and Dancing Cheek to Cheek by Frank Sinatra, Earl Had to Die by the Dixie Chicks, Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band, both You're Beautiful and No Bravery by James Blunt, both I Was Hoping and Hands Clean by Alanis Morissette, If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow, Heaven's Light, Hellfire from the Hunchback of Notre Damn Soundtrack, Maar Dala from the Devdas soundtrack, Bird Song by Florence and the Machine, both Be There In Bells and Cry Cry Crow by The Pines, She Moves Through the Fair performed by Cara Dillon, Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne, Starstruck by Lady Gaga, Vermillion Pt. 2 by Slipknot, What Sound by Lamb, and I need to end this list, lol. A few album's that I can continuously listen to over and over (if I'm in the right mood) are: 500 Days of Summer Soundtrack, Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack, Disney's Sleeping Beauty Soundtrack, the Sweeney Todd Soundtrack, Hol Baumann's [Human] album, any of Tool's albums, any collection of well done Beethoven or Bach or Chopin or Liszt, Iron and Wine's Woman King album, and Florence and the Machine's Lungs album.

All food except Mexican I am willing to give a shot. :) “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
The six things I could never do without
1. Lists of things that I could never do without.

2. Crocs; mine are black and glittery and bejeweled.

3. "Hakuna Matata!"

4. Soft toilet paper.

5. "I mean the bare necessities/That's why a bear can rest at ease/With just the bare necessities of life!"

6. Massages. "Would you give a guy a foot massage? "
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape."
Is that edible?
Wow, she's hot!
Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
That looks like a fun book to read.
"DUMBLEDORE!"
I hate clowns, they scare me.
I wish I had brought my headphones.
I wish I was wearing my crocs.
What I would do for a comfy pair of socks.
"Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY!"
I love that book.
I'm really hungry.
I hate that song.
Spiders are terrifying.
"Hermione. Hermione. Hermione."
Snakes are so cool.
I wish magic was real.
I should probably paint my toenails again.
That bed looks so inviting.
I love that colour.
That's the ugliest fucking green I've seen in my life.
"Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OOOH, Harry Potter!"
I wish I could sleep all day.
I love the rain.
Why did he do that?
Is he retarded?
I think all of humanity is insane.
"Voldemort, Voldemort, OOH, Voldie-Voldie-Voldie-Voldemort!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. If not that, then cleaning house, doing homework, playing D&D or going on a date. Pretty normal- I save my baby sacrificing for the Holy Sabbath. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead…"
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You caught most of my quotes, are a single person between the ages of 18 and 35 searching for the possibility of love, know what direction you're heading in life, have self-confidence and is self-reliant, enjoy literature and the rest of the fine arts, have read and comprehended my entire profile, and send me a message with comprehensible grammar that shows your interest.

All of that being said, you should NOT message me if:

You're a drug addict of any sort- my family has a history of substance abuse and I will NOT have it in my life.

You take up more than one airplane seat. There's a little extra, and then there's WAY too much.

You're not a good tipper (I'm speaking about restaurants). I've worked as a server (and am working as one now, paying my own bills and my own way through college), and in GA servers make $2.13/hr plus tips. Tipping is NOT an option, and if you think it is, you had better stay away from me, or I'll go after your throat.

You don't know what a dirigible plum is.

You have a devout belief in your one true god and must share your love for him with the world.

You like/have any sort of respect for the Twilight franchise.

u spel lik dis and nvr use ne puntutun or capitlztun

"And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you.”